He's not the messiah...

[Glaikit]

Part 3. optional, but may help!

Do fuck off Amanda. Is DF actually going to be in JCS or is she just here to perve?

ooh- colour co-ordinated in pastels- not camp at all!

Evening all! They're all looking a trifle rouge this evening.

Happy birthday sparkling! &

I luff the hankychiefs.

TERRIBLE group singing. And Coldplay.

Ooo look, Thor's found a scrunchy.

Feck me but they're pushing Forgettable. They like him lots.

I'm getting quite fond of Bieber Jesus, but Jesus Jesus is still the hottest. Don't get the Simba Jesus thing - his eyes are too small for his enormous expanse of face.

ooh- one of 'em did a little skippy dance then.

Niall was in Wicked y'know.

Gawd the KC's must be wincing at how they're slaughtering this song.....

I need to get my specs and lappy if I'm to join in the commentary - can't see a bloody thing on this phone

Urgh, Glasses Jesus in low cut top horror.

Thanks for all the Happy Birthdays. I don't know why I am watching this on my birthday.

If Jesus Jesus is Jef,, he's my favourite.

Someone has voted? really??

Ahh, stairway to heaven..

They're not sounding that great. Wonder if they're starting to lose their voices a bit

Was he? So not all 'straight from the bogs' as they pretend.
Actually, they pretend that with everyone Irish. All Welsh people are from the Valleys, too.

WHo is voting for Butlins? He's truly shite.

Think you might be right Felicity. They look knackered.

Tim!!! Go home Tim!!!

Got to get rid of the fat boy. Come on Bieber!

It's bonkers - who is voting for Butlins?

Come on Bieber Jesus. Glasses has had his go.

Is Mandy always this wooden?

DS2 has just rished in and told me to vote for Tim as he is the Uncle of a child in his year at school.

rushed in even.

ALW is trying to sound technical.

WTF. ALW is fucking with the format!