The VOICE- The one where we (hopefully) get to see Will.he.be.mine's Olympic torch...

[Raahh]

The Voice, followed by Eurovision.

It's a night of entertainment that earplugs were made for

The Voice is on early though, and we are having a barbeque, so I might miss it

And dh is deluded, and thinks he is watching the football. Poor dh

Lawks but I hates Becky.

Next week, Holly's boobs will be singing 'Right said Fred's' I'm too sexy...

I don't like NotJanisJoplin. She is so fake.

double stab.

I like Becky

Fake indeed

Holly's boobs will then be doing an impression of Kojak looking in a mirror.

Oh thank God. I thought they'd forgotten to do the bare-foot-sitty-down thing up to know

I love becky. Who does she sound like tho?

becky sings exactly the way she talks

Stab? Omg nooooo!

They're going for fey and winsome this week then - do you think the feedback was bad after they tried bolshy and maverick?

she manages to look smug even when she's singing

HOW much does she look like Verruca Salt tonight?

DH has just said he likes her.

I'll have to leave him.

She has been drugged this week, to calm her down.

Y'know

cocole - tell him he's been manipulated by The Man.

I've never heard that song either.

Now that sounded much like the original. So will Bill pick up on that?

She is allowed a certain amount of arrogance as she is a kid but she has stepped into too much.

I am so sorry coco. It has been quite a week for you both, hasn't it? .

i don't know it either, and i know everything.

(makes note to steal 'melisma' for baby name boards...)

Goodness, isn't JJ graceful at accepting criticism?

haha Fab, I could cope with him being flashed and insulting a blind man.

But that was a step too far.

is it corrine bailey rae?

It's BO!

There are three of us in this semi-final

is bo selecta in her 30's?