The VOICE- The one where we (hopefully) get to see Will.he.be.mine's Olympic torch...

[Raahh]

The Voice, followed by Eurovision.

It's a night of entertainment that earplugs were made for

The Voice is on early though, and we are having a barbeque, so I might miss it

And dh is deluded, and thinks he is watching the football. Poor dh

I hate people who say 'showcase'. Also 'factor' - 'I've got the fear/wow factor' - wtf?

Hate 'em.

Tyler was really awful. But maybe all the people voting for Jazz were in the choir and couldn't get to a phone?

Oh the bookmakers are NOT going to be happy tonight. I'm almost as smug now as Jaz was 5 minutes ago.

I would.not.could.not.with.Will.he.Be.

He must be so sweaty in his axe murderer gloves and plasticy clothes

Sorry to butt in. How has Jazz cheated? Not been watching much.

bog off, i'm going to wipe his tears away. i luffs him again.

BUT dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnn Ilove max more

It's the torch!!

he had a choir. cheater cheater pumpkin eater. we have very strict rules on this thread.

Tarty- Jazz teaches singing. he performed with a choir of kids that he teaches. All gospelly and annoying, like. It felt like a set up

Bill.He,Tweet must have made it up with The Torch, they seem to be on better terms. Until later, when The Torch wants Chinese and Bill wants a kebab.

Yes, raahh of course! That's totally what happened.

would.you.not.could.you.not.in.a.train? would.you.not.could.you.not.on.a.plane?

I'll wipe will down with a wet wipe.

I.would. could.should.any.fucking.where.

Sorry ladies I started HRT this week, I have no control.

I bet he cleans his torch with a wet wipe....

Righto, that's me done. See y'all next week for the FINAL thank cheeses

The final already.

See y'all next week.

byebye

Missed it. Didn't record it so no one can make me watch it!

DD borrowed Pirates of the Carribean IV so we were watching that. We are now watching the first as it is on ITV3 and dd begged and I am nice.

I gather the one with the DeadFriend got through? 1 less reason to watch next week.
The Windblown Lass got through? 1 less reason to watch it.
One of the Butlins Girls got through? 1 less reason to watch it.
Little Vince? Well, he can't carry the whole show on his own.

I am scared they might show us someone like that Mad Pyjamaed Woman they had yesterday, too. Just so we know for sure what nightmares we are setting ourselves up for in the future.

I can't see the rest of my family being persuaded to ignore this show next week and think they will insist I find something better or switch off and speak to them, do the washing, watch paint dry instead. They won't take this thread as an excuse either as they will still have to suffer the tv without the benefit you lot bring.

I suspect I saw the last of it yesterday. I am really looking forward to sticking to R4 and missing whoever wins.

To be fair, though, the mentors were more crap than anyone else and it is their fault entirely.

I missed it too. DH was watching something about prawns

However I shall go and watch it on iplayer as it's more entertaining reading all your comments and then watching it

prawns?

actually, prawns aptly describes many of the people involved in The Voice.

And Kylie was a pile of pants. I think she needs to give it up now, before she ends up saggy arsed in a leotard like Madonna.

The final promises to be really exciting.

No really....

Well, Woof is turning out to be a sore loser. Not only did she ignore Leanne on the results show but has been retweeting anything negative about Leanne on her twitter account.

Lovely Max is still being lovely

Poor Max
I can believe that of Roof- she believed the hype, and it was clear S'Tom thought she was great. Has she not seen her performances, though? She was totally incoherent! I didn't like Butlins Adele much either, but since one of them had to go through then I'm glad it was her.

I don't really know who will win it, though.
When Mydeadmate goes off key, it is so shrill, dogs across the country cry.
ButlinsAdele is shouty and meh.
I like Vince, but he isn't consistent-and he is team jessie, so she will be full of herself if he wins. It will be all about her, as usual.
And LadyGapYear irritates me, with her Lady Di mannerisms and shockingly affected voice.

Bring back max as a wild card entry?
Get Englebert to show 'em how it's done? S'Tom prob knows him....

Camp Billy Idol or Mydeadmate's mate should win it IMO

None of them are good enough to be winners really, though are they? IMO Vince is the best of a bad lot, but you're right, he's inconsistent, and not actually that good. I really really hope the others will fade into obscurity, or Butlins or cruise ships very very quickly, but fear none of them will.

Expect to see them doing crap adverts for Halifax or something.

It'll be like the x factor all the runners up will do better that's max btw