The VOICE- The one where we (hopefully) get to see Will.he.be.mine's Olympic torch...

[Raahh]

The Voice, followed by Eurovision.

It's a night of entertainment that earplugs were made for

The Voice is on early though, and we are having a barbeque, so I might miss it

And dh is deluded, and thinks he is watching the football. Poor dh

pmsl @ Hammer pants

Wonder what Will's tweeting

Bet will is stroking his torch.

She can't really dance either, she's oddly wooden.

No, clearly not live

What the HELL is Cheryl Cole wearing???!!! I'm struggling to decide what the worse bit of her outfit is.

God she concentrates so hard on her dancing. Bless.

Ewwwww. Crotch grabbing.

Yuck. Hussy.

Get your hands out of you crotch woman. Itchy?

I like the Aladdin waistcoat. Panto's a'calling....

I'm late I'm late I thought it was tomorrow. Has Coco stolen Will-e's affections yet?

Cheryl is quite astonishingly middle of the road, isn't she?

Is this meant as some slap in the face to simon?

has she wet herself? What on earth is she doing?

Them trousers must be giving her terrible crotch-itch.

cheryl needs to sort her gusset out-it has been hot

Dh is wondering is her pants are chafing.
actually, he asked if she has crabs

The BBC really should have had a major fashion clear out when they were moving. There's some really dodgy outfits getting on stage.

Well she's no stranger to slapping...

My goodness, that was real rubbish.

She SALUTED!!!!

Oh she's been listening to Jessie's new song

Live your dream/live every day like it's your last/ don't get done get dom/ boring people have tidy homes/ you don't have to be mad to work here/ friends are like flowers/i heart chocolate.

oh now we've got a tough decision to make. Cool.

ohh ommmward it was terrible I unloved Will for at least 10 minutes.

Is she now just "Cheryl" as in "KYlie" or "Madonna" ? Can she not remember if she's Tweedy or Cole.

Onoes. How will the arteests wait until later tomorrow?

No, Reggie you are not back tomorrow.