So who will be watching the Eurovision Song Contest then??? Sign in here...

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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

UK's is still the best so far

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I think this has promise - euro pop, always popular

Ooh I love that thoroughly dipthonged yeeewwwww for "you"

He looks a little bit like a young Michael Crawford crossed with john barrowman without the blindfold.

A little.

Maybe not.

He can't believe she's gone! Was he not looking? What? Blind you say...

Nah nah nah he's trying to be Jacko in his 70s era

There were nekkiid Bond Girls in the background too ..

Hah Raah, Norton is like your opposite

So we have had 90s and 70s music, and make you go deaf music.
Evil

Ok Graham
Must be on here
Stolen the JB comments

He could have just dressed up in a Venetian and that would've got the message across

Me and Graham! Great minds.

ugh I found the bosnia song very dull in the semis, couldnt believe it got through.

Horses are beautiful though.

Lithuania - meh. Nice suit.

It's Nicole kidmans less good looking sister from Bosnia......

Is Graham Norton on this thread - he's saying the same things!

My dad walked in when Lithuania started and asked "so is that a bloke then?"
Azerbaijan seems very beautiful!

And everyone else.

Oh good. Morbid Abba.

Oops - am repeating...

I need to watch this through a haze of alcohol...........

Off to fridge.