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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

Joanna Lumley?

Why are the women all dressed like Flash Gordon extras?

Look madonna!

I think this one will do well..

Anyone else hoping Bos&Herz go all Gaga

Wake my up when this one's finished.

:o at morbid abba

channelling madonna looks wise ?

Sparkly flying-buttress shoulder pads - never a good luck, luv.

this one is dull

We don't have to go to Bosnia next year.

Sorry, Maryz, I don't watch the semis, I like the surprise :o

look, i mean!

She looks like Cher doing Karen Carpenter.

When are Jedward on?

How have they managed to make her hair look so much like a wig?

I watched some of the semi's Maryz- but was really put off by the Sara Cox. and the thought i would have to listen to all this crap again

I'm hanging on for the grannies - next I think?

Mary Hopkin on crack............

is it an evil queen from snow white panto costume? good it's boring.

When in doubt crack open the wind machine

I think my WoW mage has that dress :o

She looked like the gust of wind there took her by surprise.

Awesome - GRAHAM NORTON PLESE GIVE THE MUMSNETTERS A SHOUT OUT

DD very excited about the Russian Grannies coming up, I also don't watch the semis love a surprise can't be arsed so am looking forward to it too