So who will be watching the Eurovision Song Contest then??? Sign in here...

[BorisJohnsonsHair]

Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

someone tipped spaghetti over them both!

Aww bless em

fair play for the one armed cart wheel so as not to lose the mike

They learnt there lines and everything- so funny!!!

that was really bad!

"Don't Ireland have any decent singers?" DS, aged 9.

aww i love jedward

@'bouncy and flexible

Youbroke.. yes that song was much better

Have to admit, there've been enough powerful vocals to make Jedward's average karaoke approach painfully obvious....

Honey, it must be all that spandex.

This is a nice song.

bouncy and flexible- and that's just the hair!

Maryz should you not be waving a bedward flag and shouting hurrah?

davinia mcCall on violin

I like their bounciness.

Which country is this now?

it's Kenny G!

Serbia

meh

I like this one.

I am trying to explain jedward to my inlaws visiting from NZ - I am too busy sniggering at this thread!