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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

Its just Bananas in Pyjamas isnt it.

Jonny logan won for Ireland and the UK as well, he was on loose women the other day.

Say what you like about them, they're the only ones we remember from x-factor :o

I love them so!

£3500 each those costumes.

are Jedward wearing nappies under those trouser suits?

Love it, where are their quiffs though?

Lots of backing singers to help them out on the vocals.

wow!

Ireland are trying to guarantee they lose this year!

So wrong, so very wrong.

Awful and not in a amusing way. Just shit.

oh no, I think they're going to do well

this is what happens if you feed the kids to much sugar, mrs jedward. god that poor woman must be in need of a lie down in a darkened room.

Their vocals were better in the semi final

Their mum must be so proud.

They look like someone's spliced H from Steps and the Tin Man.

I bet Simon Cowell is turning in his grave. Oh wait. What do you mean hes not dead yet?

No JL didnt win for the UK. Twice for Ireland.

raah am actually weeping at that :o

Awwh cartwheels and everything

THEY HAVE A WATER FEATURE!

tey are bouncy and flexible thiough

The kids want to vote for Jedward

They are very bouncy aren't they?