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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

morticia addams or carla connor from corrie

Isn't that Nancy Dell 'Olio?

Greece have issues with the name qazxc

DH has said she has the biggest hands EVER!!!

Listen here MNHQ - if you break while Jedward are on, there'll be a riot.

It's all a bit sinister tonight.

She appears to be wearing a work suit.

Nil(ish) points

Jedward next!

wow, is she angry?

horrible song, it will probably win won't it?

That was a surprise! Middle aged lady goth.

oh quite liking this one

No, this won't win. There's still Jedward!

When are Jedward on? Think I'll take a teabreak then.I can't bear them.

I don't believe the people behind her are the ones playing the instruments

It prob won't get many points but I like it.

the grauniad call her 'a ruthless female undertaker doing a Bonnie Tyler'

eh?

ew, and a scream too.

Black and white, did you not hear of grey?

Hey theres another money making scheme. End the name despite with Macedonia for money.

Nice guitar riffs ans screeching!

Carla off Corrie's let herself go.

Good grief, this is shit.

Jedward on next

Next.

ugh i hate it when guitarists do their sex face. Put it away.

The hands ar v wrinky compared to the face