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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

What was the leg thingy about?

Eurovision Tap!

Is that Sporty Spice?

Moves! That was me earlier using the foot pump to inflate my tyres.

I've come to this thread a bit late, but the German one had a really wide mouth .

Still cracking up over Turkey - they must win

Nice pointy-toe dance, but they never vote for us so will not give them my vote.

the grannies are getting leery backstage. they are either dishing out biscuits or arsewhooping, and they are all out of biscuits.
I can also confirm that one of them has pinched humpy's bum.

naffs ville

Jedward ..........oh no ,,,,,,,,,are they still to come

Who let the woman sing?

It was going soooo well

Germany to win. They can afford to host it can't they????

So that's where the Proclaimers went

I've got a feeling they weren't playing them guitars either...

biscuit we often get votes from malta - when they make it through which is admittedly rare.

We should make a Eurovision drinking game

Drink everytime someone sings

Hey, hey, hey
Na, na, na

Etc

Oh wait I'm already fucked

is there more than one macedonia? or are they being oddly specific?

I thought the rules were you could only have instruments on stage which you actually play.

getting bored now yawn

For years they didn't give us any, it is only recently they have relented a little bit.

Nancy dell'Olio!!!!

Am girding myself for Jedward. In that I am hiding behind a big girder.

Blimey, her from Glee has aged a bit.