Tonights THE VOICE, is this the one where Will.I.Am..

[cocolepew]

Declares his undying love for me?

Is Hollie dressed by the same person who does Tess on strictly? Clothes are almost but not quite nice.

Maybe she's stood on a box as she likes to titillate

Actually you don't have to compromise with the key to sing a duet. You just need to be a good singer.

did you see will making eyes at me there?

S'Tom really doesn't know what he is talking about...

Bill.he.Tweets.

IT'S A LIVE SHOW FOLKS!!

Are all the judges listening to different singers than I am? Cos I'm booooooooooooooooooooored.

Is Bill.he.tweets sponsored by twitter/mobile phone?

Who's the girl dressed as Stig Of The Dump?

Will- I love you.

wee max, my pet

Becky with the crimping irons? We hates her. Like Clagger but with more 'tude.

haha reggie

Nothing has been remotely good so far, IAm, imo. It's all been pretty mediocre.

Ode to Cherubino next week, anyone?

Shall we let The Voice know what we're thinking?
Oh Alex is cute. Do I like him?

Why the rogue s on his name?

none of these are winners are they?

I bet those girls are loving the whiff of his polyester crotch.

Likes Alex :)

How, Sue?

Yes Sue, you do, and not in a pervy way :)

hollys foof appears to be eating her dress

dickens chic

Yeah, you clap, Danny, good boy.

I dunno Jaz, the presenter man suggested we should.

Thank you Milk, lovely. Yes, not pervy, he's like a little Wand Erectionite.