Tonights THE VOICE, is this the one where Will.I.Am..

[cocolepew]

Declares his undying love for me?

He talks utter cock, Will.Je.Suis.

Alien: The Musical

What are they talking about?

Boffles :o :o :o

You just pwned this thread for the night!

Get Away from her you bitch. Dope.

Bos eyes are massive

Oh, no. It's the one with the mommy ishoos.

With her Lady Di eyes.

Feist? Oh shit.

Brick wall eh? Insert Lady Di-al-like joke here and run.

how old is bo?

Yes, Mr Blue is still in the Wiggles. The newbies used to be Dorothy Dog, Wag the dog and Captain :)

David Bowie's found his feminine side again. Looking well on it though.

What has she come as?

Who else is wanting the timer thingy to fall and squash her?

Is it just me, or does she sound like a toy you just trod on?

Oh no, dear. Off pitch, and the voice is all over the place and you are blardy yodelling like the x-factor leprechaun

I am lost with all the Wiggles talk. I feel i am missing something.

WHY does she sing in an Irsh accent, Delores Cranberry will be planning her comeback

Oy, Bo? Are my eggs done?

Oh it's all so lovely and angsty. Such fun.

Does anyone else hear the lyrics from Common People on loop when they see Bo?

Oh Danny. How long were you thinking that up?

Ok I'm watching now Beebies has finished. Dare I ask what I missed? And do I need to catch up later?

A BAD BACK?

Alert the media. Fuck me, a bad back? And she sang?

Shhh, ommmy, we aren't allowed to hate on Janet...

Oooooh she's had a bad back too; a bit like (was it) Keith, in Eastenders? Everybody said he was just like my dh!

Wouldn't bother Harr!

Ah, she had a bad back too...

DD says you could catch birds on wills jacket. I had to put that under her strict orders

Oh, Lachlan isn't the captain feathersword, he's some kind of johnny come lately captain feathersword. What's happened to Paul Paddick?

Oh god, I know too much about them, don't I?