Tonights THE VOICE, is this the one where Will.I.Am..

[cocolepew]

Declares his undying love for me?

Will thinks it's boooooring

Ooh, bitch fight?

Wouldn't all of them have had to quit their jobs?

shut up jessie

Will.yes.i.would.even.more.now

Only one who actually says anything remotely truthful

Sue, I seem to have colonised your brain

Referee Holly

Fight fight fight!

Will.is.right

FIGHT

IT'S A LIVE SHOW!!

poor Tom, he needs horlicks.

Maybe Holly will present her belt to the winner?

I went to the loo and missed a fight

Poor you Boffles, it's a stinky bog of filth, nonsense and gormlessness.

I cant stand Toni AT ALL, time to leave room....

Totes agree with Will,

But he is right. And dope :)

Oh I'm missing it all :(

Bet she doesn't usually wear heels like that to the park!

ooh staged family time

Cute kids.

I want her to sing 'Ben' like she did on op knocks- when she was 9, and had hair like curly boy.

she wears her scarf all the time except on stage? i don't get it

Is she going to have emotion? Is there a journey at all?

I thought she said 'I can't be erect on stage'

Fucksake. Pull yourself together woman.

Sycophantic crowd: you're marvellous, you're marvellous, you're marvellous..... [repeat ad nauseam]

Will.i.am: you're crap.

Meryl Streep will play her in the musical of this. With tunes and proper singing.

I used to like this song.

Not anymore.