Tonights THE VOICE, is this the one where Will.I.Am..

[cocolepew]

Declares his undying love for me?

I'm telling you this cos I care.

No. You're saying it cos you love the sound of your own drone and you're trying to invent a personality.

Stoned at 17 I suspect.

too much talking move on holly woman

Alex is fucking dull, sorry.

That one before with the blonde hair was shite.

I like Bo, and Cassius is a talented little short arse.

I have a girl crush on jessie. I would still do despicable things to Danny

He looks a bit fed up, poor lad.

Some voice observations.

Holly willsbooby is 12 feet tall

Wiil.i.pop.my.eyes.out.if.i.open.them.very.wide

Jessie looks like one of the mothers in toddlers and tiaras when she stands up and jiggles.

Danny is an arse.

I lust after tom.

aw look at his little face

I'm just dreading blardy shouty Becky.

this girl is my favourite

The Rage, The Rage...

What, Gdansk? Like, give him a record contract?

Don't forget, Janis Joplin dies tragically young......

I love Will but come the fuck on, he is camper than a pink gingham tablecloth heaving with cupcakes...

I want hair like jessies.

She doesn't know who Janis Joplin is...

Now the shittest song.

Who does Becky look like? It's bothering me...
I think it's someone in a soap, but I don't watch them

Small comfort that, jux

sounds like she smokes 40 fags an hour

I really can't forgive S'Tom for the Joplin comment. Numpty.

I loathe this girl. But i bet she's really young etc etc....

A world outside of London, you mean Jessie. Yes, there is one!!

If Jessie J hugged you, would you be able to resist tugging the wig?

Dame, no, no you don't.

I actually don't care, he's cute and his voice is lovely. AND he didn't have any pitch issues unlike everyone else.

Ha, did she just say Fuck?

Did she get locked in a Miss Selfridge changing room in 1998 and have to fend for herself?

who dresses these people??