THE VOICE! At 6.10! There won't be dancing dogs, but Bill.e.Tweet might boogie!

[Raahh]

I thought 7pm was a stupid time- but flippin' heck!

Curse you BGT!

I think it is Will's group, and S'Tom again, so we can expect more kaftan wafting from the JOS couple.

I didn't recognise the song in rehearsals!! Why do they think they have to put their 'spin' on everything? They would be famous if it worked.

I haven't actually turned on the TV yet

Is it worth it?

Or shall I just entertain myself with all your comments and imagine what's happening?

What a horrible noise. Make it stop now.

It is 'make up your own tune' night on The Voice, then.

She has a look of Tracy Thorn, does Sueleen.

it's the priory for you madam!

Geraldine quit now, it's gonna get messy.. Matt???

This is bloody horrible

Holly.

Cleavage.

How do people get their breasts to do that?

They look really weird. I'm sure mine wouldn't be like grapefruits like that if I had a slit right down the middle of my dress

Coo look how wide JOS mans parting is! Moses is around there somewhere.

That version was truly pants! And 'no' it did not work to 'flip' it!

Sueleen looks like dobby from peep show after she's fallen on hard times and joined a commune.

Oh imagine - Matt. He'd wear a billowing white shirt, an 'ethnic' waistcoat and call himself by his Elvish name in bed.

MADE IT YOUR OWN.

If that means 'made an utter bollocks of it' then, yes. They did.

Will isn't even pretending to listen. They were SHITE.

you'd have to look after his ring.....yuk.

where'd sueloon get all her haior from?

Ooh don't lie ladies you are all thinking of running your fingers through matts gnome beard whilst sipping blue nun and eating a fondu prepared by suleen before you all slip behind the pine cladding for page 76 from JOS.

Harmonies? There was nothing harmonious about that!

shut up gandalf

I'm very worried about Geraldine

Oh good, Celine Dion.

my mum doesn't like joelle so there.

nooooooooooooo not celine dion songs

ommmward, with one of these

masquerade basque (excuse the polish)

You can see the seems of her basque under her dress.

I have read that Holly is wearing my revealing clothes to get the viewers in...

Hope she does not shout her way through this.

I want to like Joelle but she thinks she's much beter than she is.