THE VOICE! At 6.10! There won't be dancing dogs, but Bill.e.Tweet might boogie!

[Raahh]

I thought 7pm was a stupid time- but flippin' heck!

Curse you BGT!

I think it is Will's group, and S'Tom again, so we can expect more kaftan wafting from the JOS couple.

Coco, x post. You stole my very dirty thoughts.

I can't stop looking at holly willoboobies boobies. I'm not sure this sort of thing should be allowed on a family show. She should take a leaf out of sueleens book and weave herself a lentil kaftan.

oh dear we still have adam to go. my mum said she liked him but i put her right.

She might be very talented, but my god Jessie J has such an annoying monotone voice. She really winds me up.

Hope Adam and JOS couple go.

Adam? Mr Rock?

I'm bored. Maybe too bored to bother

Well, yes, Geraldine but thanks to my brave question, we can all concentrate on looking for the line of the basque instead of wondering whether her boobs are about to start bouncing across the stage.

they've put the 4 rubbish ones first, haven't they? (tell me the rest aren't this bad)

I'm grateful for the crap talky bits- it gives me chance to get rid of the kids tend to my family.

I hope this girl learns to enounciate her words. She's always mumbling.

blimey geraldine, you go from one extreme to another, oldies to laydees

bah! too bloody early!

DS only just in bed and I've got gardening to do!!

very torn!

Has it been any good yet?

So, 'my mate's still dead' is still to come. Who else?

Nah, it's been shit.

No, Born. It has been tedious.
And I stopped gardening specially. Gardening and ebaying - that's my giddy whirl of a weekend.

aww ruth seems a nice girl.

I know, I'm dreadful aren't I, one sniff of the barmaids apron and I'm anyone's. Shocking.

ENUNCIATE WOMAN

I hate this song. I'm almost willing the woman to find 'him' under a stripper.

She has made her outfit out of granny's curtains, bless.

Wtf was that noise she just made??

Enunciate, woman!!

balls!

Why is ruth wearing a student recycled clothing project? I'm sure those are my great aunt's curtain.

Yeah...

Youindimyouindhimnuhtome

Really?

x posts Sue

Does she possess a tongue? It's one long bleuurrrrgh of sound.

She's just shouting and grunting in tune. There are no words.