The Voice- this week- team Jessie and team Dan- expect mouthing of lyrics and head nodding action...

[Raahh]

After last week- I'm finding it hard to muster up the enthusiasm. And I caught a glimpse of JJ on Graham Norton, where she was very shouty

There have been complaints about the fact the results weren't 'live'- though it's not like the Beeb doesn't have previous for doing that.
I wonder if Bill.je.suis will still be tweeting through out?

I have realised the reason i am not quite getting into this is the lack of alcohol, so i might just ditch the diet for night and see if it improves the show

maybe I should start now....

I don't think ill last this programme much longer. I don't care about any of the contestants. I don't have a lot of interest in the format. I don't care about Danny, Jessie , Tom or Will.i.tweet apart from the eyebrows.

Don't even get me started on Holly!

why was floella benjamin sitting with the queen?

Why is she sneering?

What are the dancers doing?

Personality free zone

Oh I like this one!

Oh lawks, she's acting. And there's arty dancing.

She DOES look like stacey solomon! Weird.

Yikes, that started off well, what's happened?

Like the singing. The gyrating is nasty.

sorry hannahs friends, its a no from me

Changed my mind, this is bizarre

Wow. I'm straight but she is so sexy that i am deeply aroused.

Ahem.

Oh errrr interesting version

I sing this better than her on karaoke (the Julie London one). And I can't sing.

It's like Danny's dirty dream

yikes

Are the dancers being a river?

I thought Stacey Soloman too

Very nasty gyrating, it is unseemly.

• This arrangement is shockingly bad

One night, yeah, Danny had a grown-up dream about Stacey Solomon in a Goth club. So when he woke up he was all 'I gotta do it, right'. Poor Hannah was just in his way.

Just started am watcvhing on catchup now. Anyone else think Toni looks like Voldemort when she sings?

She sings better than she dances.

I quite like her but she's a Welsh Stacey Soloman and the gyrating was foul.

Very, very strange.

Iceland beckons, love.