The Voice- this week- team Jessie and team Dan- expect mouthing of lyrics and head nodding action...

[Raahh]

After last week- I'm finding it hard to muster up the enthusiasm. And I caught a glimpse of JJ on Graham Norton, where she was very shouty

There have been complaints about the fact the results weren't 'live'- though it's not like the Beeb doesn't have previous for doing that.
I wonder if Bill.je.suis will still be tweeting through out?

I have realised the reason i am not quite getting into this is the lack of alcohol, so i might just ditch the diet for night and see if it improves the show

maybe I should start now....

Arf at his jacket and elbow patches. My old geography teacher is cutting edge, it seems.

even my children are laughing at this one

toms got a twitch

See, there was a reason your pop career failed Cassius. You iz rubbish.

Well he took me to pafferdice alright.

"I wish i was 5 ft 11.

Shit. I wish i was 5ft"

Love it!

dont like him

Better than some n this show.

He's got an eye full of Holly !

Didja see the sneaky boob-glance.

EYYYYYYYES-FRONT Cassius

That lucky fella!

He is pocket-sized! Holly isn't very tall is she?

Don't like this that much.

He's so close to Holly's ample bosom.

He's really pint sized, so cute. He's at Holly boob level.

I hate Coldplay

Off topic - did anyone hear Chris Martins tribute to the Beastie Boys today. It was unbelievably shite.

Oooh another "risk"

Head, meet Boob.
Boob, this is Head.

:o! I am 5ft11 with no heels. DP looks like a dwarf when I'm in heels. Need to buy him some cuban heels...with lifts.

Oh dear this show is all pants. what shame.

gosh he is teeny

Word of the evening: "Pitchy"

Chris Martin does not work the stage. He prances around like a twat, did you mean that, Danny?

This show needs Simon Cowell.

Why are they all so so overly positive??!?!?!?!

Will is rambling. He's great, I want to take him under my wing (as it were)