The Voice- this week- team Jessie and team Dan- expect mouthing of lyrics and head nodding action...

[Raahh]

After last week- I'm finding it hard to muster up the enthusiasm. And I caught a glimpse of JJ on Graham Norton, where she was very shouty

There have been complaints about the fact the results weren't 'live'- though it's not like the Beeb doesn't have previous for doing that.
I wonder if Bill.je.suis will still be tweeting through out?

I have realised the reason i am not quite getting into this is the lack of alcohol, so i might just ditch the diet for night and see if it improves the show

maybe I should start now....

Apparently the contestants have complianed about the fact that Will.I.Wasn't.There.Much keeps jetting off and abandoning his 'team'

This is the trouble with having international judges- Kelly Rowland was always getting into bother on X Factor for going home, too .

I like Will.he.Tweets, but I found the tweeting annoying and distracted from all the talent

Ah now, Raah. Here I was, holding off from starting the thread early and you snuck in there. Do you do that at the supermarket too? .

Have you heard Jessie J's new song? It was on the radio this morning (Graham Norton again, he didn't sound impressed). What an absolute pile of tosh - it's just awful. Like she's jumbled up a bunch of 'inspirational' fridge magnets and bumper stickers in a bag and picked 'em out one by one to sing. All this 'don't wear a frown/live each day as your last' bollocks - it is making me ultra-stabby.

Had it gone on much longer she'd have been singing 'My other car's a porsche/little pickers wear bigger knickers' before attempting some kind of 'street' accent and trilling for no reason. I've not heard such inane, irritating, frankly patronising guff since Des'Ree's epic 'ghost/toast' rhymes in 'Life'. I'm proper grumpy about it.

Danny will have his arms in the air rejoicing and J J will be doing her rapper routine whiles mouthing the words as you said . and saying Respect a lot , I do like Danny though he is very pretty

He's not pretty enough to carry off being that thick tho, MrsJay - dontcha think?

oh i Dunno If you turn the volume down its fine

Sorry Sue

I was bored

Jj's song is dire- everything she does sounds the same. And morphs into sounding like Katie Perry. 'Do it like a dude' (which i didn't like) was at least a bit different. Mind you, it's 'featuring' david Guetta, and everything he does sounds the same too.

Des'ree's lyrics were legendary. Up there with the best/worst of Katie Melua.

And she was wearing stupid shoes, on Graham Norton, and those spray on gold lame leggings. Even on someone as skinny as her, they looked daft.

I forgot about Danny's jabbing the air movement.

pmsl @ 'little pickers wear bigger knickers'

Nah I was winding you up . I was holding back so as not to be a saddo but I think that ship has sailed

Arf at turning the volume down. Good Point.

Please everyone vote for Hannah Berney this evening as I know her mum and said I would ask!

She is also very good - or at least was in the earlier programmes. Sang for the Queen in Exeter on Wednesday so tonight should be a doddle.

I am in soft play hell(told you I was bored). After this, the voice might actually seem enjoyable!

I wonder what 'live' act they have lined up tomorrow? Can't be worse than Lana last week- she was not very cheery

Ooh- which one was Hannah? I like it when we 'know' someone.

Hannah here (I goggled, i don't know the names. Certainly not the real ones).

I dunno about her, was she a bit shouty? But I don't vote for anyone anyway so she's not lost out on my vote

Howdy pards. I can't remember Hannah, but it's a wonder I remember to put my knickers on in the morning.

Will.Stop.Your.Grinning.And.Drop.Your.Linen better do lots of eye boggling tonight.

I'm hoping they are better than last week, I keep thinking that won't be hard, but reality TV has a way of surprising you.

It must be JJ and Danny's tonight then?

Yes it is, hopefully Will.I.Wont.I will feel free to show what her thinks. I reckon he could play dirty

Will.he.Be wearing one of them nasty jackets again though? It's very off putting.

I have worked out I dislike JJ almost more than Tulisa. And that's a significant amount, hoo yes.

Oh, Hannah is the one that had a look of Stacey Solomon about her, iirc. Maybe.
I am struggling to remember anyone.
Curly haired bloke 'I gave up my job for this' must be on tonight- he keeps cropping up on local tv progs- think he's one of Danny's.
I am expecting bill.e. corkhill to look suitably bored especially if they've confiscated his phone-- .

You lot are starting early! I remember hannah, she was a cheerleader??

I'm losing the love for the voice I think. We missed Saturdays show last week so watched it on Sky+ just before the results. They didn;t even bother to get changed to pretend the show was live. They at least do that on Strictly

I think JJs song is rubbish, but everything David Guetta touches is a pile of stinking poo!

I may join you later, but I may have plans with DH !

Jj is in a different league of loathing to tulisa, I agree. God help us if one of her acts win.

I've decided JOS couple should win. Just for fun.

I like JJ

I loathe JOS couple. Since her kaftan-dancing I have decided that they take themselves waaaaaay too seriously.
Plus they're shite.

I would vote for BigBoned Gok, at least he'll disappear from the radar immediately after the show finishes.

What time does it start? DH is watching the football, I can't possibly go in to DDs room to watch it, I'll never get out alive.

I can't bear her, but then I'm probably supposed to be irritated by her because I'm old and no longer cool.

I do have an uncontrollable urge to whine "but is it thouuuuuuugh" every time she opens her (wide) mouth.

I like Jessie too
And all the contestants seem to love Will. And he said he'd look after that girl he kicked off. Surely he's nice?

I want becky to win! Can't stand kaftan karma kouple. How? Just how? Danny is def not pretty enough to get away with the waving.