Can we summon the energy to Apprentice? Will it improve on last week's tedium?

[SuePurblybilt]

Anyone in?

Anything over cost price is a good sale in the last half an hour surely Karen?

jade does sucky-in cheeks for the cameras, doesn't she?

She fancies Adam - Sally/Jade does.

What Sue??

Karren has done her hair all purty again.

No, you just kept asking about strategy.

Dunno, Surralun said it lots. RUnning out of stock I think.

But market selling is Adam's job! If they had a task that involved designing a carpark, then Gabrielle might get a chance to look competent.

I think he means overlooked!

Sally was way more attractive than Jade!!

strategyyyyyyyy

God, Tom is just fabulous. I'm just gazing at him ignoring the strategy chatter.

If Kimberleh faketanned Adam's face he'd go a lovely rose-gold colour. Like an expensive bangle.

Was strategy mentioned? I must have missed it

That was close...

Jade, Azar and who in the boardroom?

I have no idea, Sue.

Look at wee Ricky grinning like he's never been to a bar before.

Hazar to be fired.

the bus is now rolling out of the Depot of Blame, all ready for Azhar to chuck Jade under its ruthless wheels...

i think Tom may burst into tears.

Jade and Hazaar! were useless - too much bickering.

This is why I don't like these kinds of tasks, they didn't mess up, they just didn't do quite as well. Who is blame? No one!

They treats look a bit dry and stilted don't they?

Wild fig but only on the top half of his head

Caff of shame, plinky-doom music.

she'll take in the other woman