Can we summon the energy to Apprentice? Will it improve on last week's tedium?

[SuePurblybilt]

Anyone in?

THINK OF THE MARGINS

Hey, it worked wildfig.

What's up with Brody's teeth? She looks like Denzel Washington.

I'm so sad at what has happened to The Apprentice. I don't even know what has happened. Just that I am bored bored bored shitless with it this time and I used to get all excited.
I did meet Alex Epstein the other day though, and said "Hmm where do I know you from?" And he replied quick as a flash " The Apprentice, 2010". That's what we want. Pure arseholeness.

Who does she look like, Jade? I am thinking Sally in Home and Away, circa 1998. Any improvement?

She's a selling machine. That and the grinding voice means you'd happily part with a tenner to get the hell out of there, asap.

McMoon, was Alex the weaselly looking model? Wot larks.

hahaha Don Brennan!

I wonder what the 'rule' was re returning to the warehouse? (ie how much money did they have to have or how little stock)

That was dull...what is there to fight about?!?!

I mean Brady.

Ooh, yes - it is Sally. But Stern Sally. Maybe she is going to a funeral of a n'er do well foster kid ?

These contestants are so bland. You can't hate boggle as much as say, Katie Hopkins.

I think next year they should blow the whole thing up by including one or two ringers who actually know what they're doing.

i just had an involuntery shudder of revulsion when boggle eyed the camera...

bleurgh.

Looks like Jane kept a bottle of the tan back for herself ...

The next one that says 'strategy' gets a bottle of perma tan stuck where the sun doesn't shine!!

YY to funeral. Or bailing out Norty Foster Kid.

my ears my ears my ears my ears

Sally had massive jugs under that Summer Bay High uniform

Ricky Martin gets his eyebrows waxed, doesn't he?

Wildfig - no, that would never do! Just a few more like Stuart Braggs (shit, never thought I'd say that!!)

SHAMEFUL.

i fancy his eyebrows a bit.