Can we summon the energy to Apprentice? Will it improve on last week's tedium?

[SuePurblybilt]

Anyone in?

Hmm, Karren a mnetter? Maybe she is actually one of you in disguise?

[conspiracy theory]

Chipping, I am too old. But he looks a bit like a younger version of my husband, so that's my excuse.

As long as Adam goes I'll be happy.

Oh, roleplay. Just what we needed.

Oh.My.God...

Karren a MNetter - not in this lifetime!

bless steven's script... spielberg calling!

60p each for the ''Hex'' Bugs - wow, might have to go to the markets and pick some up cheap! (I know they wont be that cheap, but cheaper than £4.99).

I think Nick's been at the fake tan himself. Either than or Kimberleh's tried it out on him...

God, make an effort people.

Do not touch me when you are trying to sell me something. I will run the other way.

Look everyone! A tableful of random crap.
It's like the wind below all the tombola's tickets away.

below ? Blew.

This is another crap week...

A lady in a wolf fleece!!!

Hugh As long as he's over 18, I don't think you can be too old can you??

Kimberleh grappled with Nick and gave him a wipe with the tan mitt I think wildfig.

I need to catch up, I'm delayed by about 7 mins.... they're still in the cars on my TV...

They dressed appropriately for the market :)

Did they just leg it off to the cash and carry, leaving all those lovely mops?

Oooooh what is the name of the Olly Murs alike

Psst, Jade - Ahzar is digging you into a hole...

Oh no, I don't need him to speak .

Haven't they heard of Steam Mops?

What's our strategy?
What a knob!