Can we summon the energy to Apprentice? Will it improve on last week's tedium?

[SuePurblybilt]

Anyone in?

BINGO!

Seems really illogical to count the leftover stock, surely they should take it away from the total?

Nails! I missed that one from the bingo sheet.

Except in an actual business, Bump, stock counts towards total assets.

Nick has correctly identified Jenna as a key demonstrator of 'ghastly fake tan' and tacky nails.

honky oboe of retail doom

Hello! I'm in! Last week was awful, but I had haggis mash the other night because it looked so good last week!!

Nails and fake tan!!

Boiled heads shiny suit is killing me

I LIKE Ricky!

bunfight? Pom bear, Karen?

Wildfig

Tee - shallow or not, I'm right there with you. I'd be terrified that during 'the moment' he'd actually lose an eyeball!!

HughGrant - how old are you?

Nick has lost his edge (for me) since doing Countdown, I just can't take him seriously anymore.

I'm in. But only because there's cock all else on. And I'm waiting for my takeaway. So far it's all very meh.

I like Nick. Let's give him the dubious honour of wiping Surralun's bum and have an early bath.

Really Artex?!?!

Are they doing these 'early throw under bus' interviews within earshot of the other competitors?!

Locations locked down? In what possible sense?

Artex - yeah, but they're £4.99 in Argos

Is anyone counting? I think that was the 100th mention of MARGINS in this episode.

OOh, Kimberleh is vereh culturaleh aware, isn't she? Can't remember what she said about Scotland last week, but I Was Outraged.

i am going to kill adam unless he gets fired soon. he's not even an entertaining idiot, he's just an idiot.

Boggle is slowly turning into Rigsby, isn't he? All creeping.

Boggle doesn't look very at home in Romford market with his briefcase