Has BGT? Or has it not?

[RachelWalsh]

And let the onslaught begin

DD sings all the songs from the chipmunk films, so mostly Lady gaga-type shite. nothing quite that bad though, and as the lyrics she sings are nothing like the original I can cope with it.

What's that poor child going to do next time? I need a Hero? Je t'aime?

I used to go to sleep bargaining with God, to let me be on the Mini pops

I was 24

It WAS horrific. There's a bit on YouTube. It's unbelievable.

Hahahaahhaaha at I was 24

Geisha means artist of all arts? Does it?

She's a spooky lady. And very pouty.

Sue I reckon she'll do Slow Hand.

I think it's gotta be a bit of George, Sue. I Want Your Sex.

Ah - mock the afflicted time

DS3 fully intends to be a stand up comic. He sees this a genuine and plausible career option. Maybe he'll be on BGT one day.
He's not really very funny

Slow hand .

Keep thy gob shut, white face paint does nowt for the teeth

And that is why white make-up should not be worn pre-laser teeth treatment.

Nooooo

Oooooh Make it stop,

This is the best thing that has EVER been on this

I am here. Just slightly worn down after seven hours of shopping with three eleven year olds. They are all sleeping here and "staying up all night". I am going to lock myself in my room and look at pictures of Jeremy Irons do some paperwork

I dont know much about art but I know what I like.

Xpost, Green

I wonder if she does kids parties.

Performance art. bgt just isn't ready for this.

Rachel - did you not see the German with Wings? That was the best thing ever.

I quite liked it.