Has BGT? Or has it not?

[RachelWalsh]

And let the onslaught begin

'one night only, let's not pretend to care'

Alright with that Nan? Reverend?

not a good song choice for an 11 yr old surely?

What was her mum thinking letting her sing that song!

X post sue, nice to see another cynical harridan

Inappropriate song choice!!

I've just been sick through my nose and booked her a place at the Priory.

Is that bad?

Look at Simon creepily peeling satsumas like the security guard in bad santa

Who's the American?

Awful. The poor kid is going to get hammered for the hamming, and the song and she can sing OK. Poor wee thing.

and excellent... guest judge that day was Carmen Electra... she can help her career for sure!

Pushy mum

I have three 11 year olds here. Every time a child comes on they all narrow their eyes and go "don't like her".

my DD liked her dress though

Where you bin, Ivanta? How's Wanger and the zombies?

You've got soul?

She's eleven.

FGS.

She's got double Maths, not soul.

They'll go far Ivanta!

Hehehe at the satsumas

Bored of the dancing, bored of the singing. Just do a junior X Factor and stick all these screechy girls on it.

Whoever thought of that monkey ad needs to get to The Priory, scarey stuff!

Does anyone remember the minipops? The song choices on that were always massively inappropriate and combined with 'sexy' outfits and huge amounts of makeup.

When I was about 4 and knew no better I LOVED it. Any right thinking adult at the time thought it was horrific.

I Would ban my children from this sort of thing although can't think what talent they would demonstrate

Not sure DS's lego models would translate as stage act and though DD is thrilled with her talent for walking I think she may find the rest of the world is not so easily impressed.

I remember the MiniPops. I was a right-thinking adult and I did think it was horrific.