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[IvantaOuiOui]

is there a thread?

oo look, Vanessa Mae.

Oh wait.

Hot violinists are a bit dated, aren't they? Wasn't there a whole rush of them a few years ago? You never get hot trumpeters.

'Cor blimey she's a chunky monkey' says DH watching Twisted Disco.

So is he going to be brilliant or crap?

Or hot Tuba players. None of 'em

OK - for our US friends - Richard Bolongi.

Vanessa Mae-that's it!

Aw he felt sad, then he wrote the song for her. Arf. DD2 does that for me when she's been naughty.

is this another sensitive type?

:o

He's very bad, god love him.

I love it when they can't take it.

Poor Richard and his denial

Ivanta rough man.

Electric shock

You'd have thunk it'd've jazzed him up a bit.

Jazzed him up ffs. I shall say 'groovy' next.

Sue - don't worry. The next act will be snazzy.

SNAZZY

I keep looking at all them colourdy skinny trousers and saying 'is that trendy now?'. Apparently nobody says trendy.

What we need now is a popular beat combo.

No it's 'on trend' apparently. I learnt that watching This Morning.

I like her slacks.

Not slacks. It's 'a trouser'. Singular.

Gran is a man in drag with poor taste in wigs.

Perhaps she should have worn a nice frock.

Richards been to the Peter Andre Academy of Songwriting and Self Belief