APPRENTICE Thread - 28th March 2012

[BusinessTrills]

Are you ready for some Business Twattery?

Do you know their names yet?

Will purple eyeshadow woman have a different colour this week?

Will tiger woman claw her way to the top?

Will I ever remember anything interesting about any of the men?

Let's find out!

In your car, giraffes.

Has Boggle Eyes actually swallowed his own chin from anxiety?

We can't even recycle pizza boxes, wildfig, so deffo need to compress them.

Gurnariffic

Tee - is this the logo you mean?

I used to work with a boggle eye. The boggling was intimidating.

I forget to put them in bags, I forget to recycle. Why sometimes I forget to breathe out and the neighbours have to hit me over the head!

Eeeeeek. Arithmetic FAIL

A good little touch of it?

That's the one bean! I even have a pair of their boots!

Oooh, Lakeland...who will laugh them out of the pitch.

What do the mums on here think of the splash thing?

£18? GTFO

CRINGEY crap maths

Splash thing = rubbish

eighteen fecking pounds?

Here's where I cover my ears and eyes again....that girl keeps GIGGLING at him.

Oh flabby face don't like it

I use www.amazon.co.uk/Edushape-Number-Catcher-Educational-Bath/dp/B000U62PUW/ref=sr_1_1?s=baby&ie=UTF8&qid=1332966538&sr=1-1 this as my shit sieve Was bought as a bath toy but has probably had more use for it's alternative purpose

Whoops- good point about the mess.

tee of fuck is that what the cooker next to my clutch is for?

Hate it, blapbird. Would never buy it.

I'm smirking but my maths is just as shit

Well if Lakeland are going for it I want it!