APPRENTICE Thread - 28th March 2012

[BusinessTrills]

Are you ready for some Business Twattery?

Do you know their names yet?

Will purple eyeshadow woman have a different colour this week?

Will tiger woman claw her way to the top?

Will I ever remember anything interesting about any of the men?

Let's find out!

Evening all!

Sorry I'm late. Did I get this right... the boys are turning rubbish into a pair of marigolds and the girls have created even more plastic tat that will be used a couple of times in case you don't have enough already to make the house look even worse than it already does?

The mat might be a bit of bathtime fun as they can draw on it. It's so small and light it's not going to stop you hoiking them out if they slip... but it's also not going to keep the floor dry!

Late to the thread!

If the girls lose the mouthy one who overruled the focus group will go.
Actually the bath guard looks like something I would buy more as a toy than bath guard though. Mind you I don't think it would stop my DTs floOding the bathroom.

aww! get them a calculator!

Oh great, the numbers don't add up. Good job, girls.

A classic responsibility swerve there...

Bingo, someone's done the sums wrong again.

Honestly, how do these people keep their RL jobs

Ee, Kimberleh, is that your best price?

"our financial team"- the one with a calculator app on her phone.

I can't look. This is cringeworthy! They are going to get a bollocking in the boardroom.

You got it Bean!

Maybe the dildo-bin will win

I swear I know that logo.

AWKS

ARF at the statistics!!

"Amazon UK has a customer base of 144 million people".

You might want to check your figures there love.

NO! 72% of people cook? In their actual HOMES?
Say it aint so.

Do 28% of people not cook at home?

I couldn't type then, I cringed myself inside out

72% of people cook at home

where else would you cook?

They don't look convinced.

he has very scary eyes!

i can feel his fear!

If 72% of the UK cook, wouldn't they be better inventing a pizza box press for the 28% who have an overflowing recycling bin full of boxes that don't quite fit?