APPRENTICE Thread - 28th March 2012

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Are you ready for some Business Twattery?

Do you know their names yet?

Will purple eyeshadow woman have a different colour this week?

Will tiger woman claw her way to the top?

Will I ever remember anything interesting about any of the men?

Let's find out!

Show off . Cos I have a crock of coffee grounds and old cucumber on me drainer?
Blimey. You must live in a midden

Skank yerself

I didn't recognise grace Dent. What happened to the fringe?

Why is Maria wrapped in a tablecloth from her restaurant?

Blimey, she's hard work.

is she going to a ball for curtain manufacturers?

Nah ya dopey cawwwwwww becus ya know all da names.

Why does Maria look like she is half-way through filming a love scene in a 1980's film?

WTAF is she wearing? She looks like a rugby player in a bed sheet.

Ah she's lost her purple eyeshadow

Grace Dent I love her but she is in a costume tonight

so next week which one with extraordinary eyes will be fired?

Only my own version of them, Chipping

I love Hugh. Small crush.

Hair & make up much improved though.

Grace? Is that you?

Grace has had too much botox, me thinks.

I really need to go to bed. See ya next week!

Grace looks as if she's on her way to a Lulu Guinness convention.

Dong dong dong Grace Grace Are you in there??

i think she read the blagger's guide to media appearances...

1. Smile at everything
2. Flirt with everyone
3. Take nothing seriously
4. Lean back to try and appear relaxed.

Foiled me lovely, by the snarky look you just gave Grace Dent.

Which one is Hugh?

Why has Grace come as Elsie Tanner?

at Elsie Tanner

Fucking laptop!!

That Hugh - yes, me too... but not as much as Dara

No, more Hugh. I spent much time as a teenager stalking going to Mary Whitehouse gigs. Hugh was always terrified lovely.

milky milky!