APPRENTICE Thread - 28th March 2012

[BusinessTrills]

Are you ready for some Business Twattery?

Do you know their names yet?

Will purple eyeshadow woman have a different colour this week?

Will tiger woman claw her way to the top?

Will I ever remember anything interesting about any of the men?

Let's find out!

Lucky I live in Northampton then

Maria is the Business Amy Winehouse.

They are horrible. Why are the girls always so horrible?

that girl who was project manager is Gorgeous

Naughty women being naughty and emotional and screechy.

Fuck of you sexist old wanker

*off

was project manager last week I meant

Yes! I have pitched to the perfect market! Would you like to buy this poo net as well?

He loves the fights, Surrlun. Sure won't be standing up for a while.
Watch as Nick pulls a distasteful face and moves his chair away slightly.

There are two Buses of Bitterness due anytime now

Jenna is gone.
Jane is gone.

I think Maria might just survive.

I love Nick. Can I marry Nick?

why is maria walking like a constipated penguin

At least if Jane goes she might have a chance with Frank Lampard?

Jenna is awful

Sue! Stop with that! Wasn't it you last year as well with Surrlun and one of the women? ::stern look::

Oh no, dd2 is making the Poo Noise, and I haven't got my net

I hope I don't miss the end.

Teeprentice no because I am

Blimey, Kimberleh is almost melting from rage.

Oh dear Jenna. Don't be slagging off those who aren't there, slag of those that ARE

I'll fight you for him.

I missed that bit! She was asleep!?!?!

If you fall alseep for 2 seconds isn't that blinking

Maria has hardly aged though, sine she sang The Power of Love.

Kudos

Jane is gorgeous. I will absolutely give her that.

There's going to be another, 'Shut up, I can't stand your voice any more, you're fired!' coming up.