APPRENTICE Thread - 28th March 2012

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Are you ready for some Business Twattery?

Do you know their names yet?

Will purple eyeshadow woman have a different colour this week?

Will tiger woman claw her way to the top?

Will I ever remember anything interesting about any of the men?

Let's find out!

dildo bin is heavier than it looks

whats a USP?
Actually I don't want to know, lest it ever leave my lips

Oh good, Lakeland remains in my eyes a good company.

I'd quite like to do the purple eyeshadow that looks like it's been done with felt tips pens

I hate boggle eyes

And the girls lose again.

Okay, who is going home?

Private room at the Ivy cos they don't want them out the front perhaps?

I missed the start - what was the tap cosy?

I predict lots of shouting of TEAM PHOENIX and HIGH FIVES

The Ivy - lush

pouty chops with the 80s blowdry

It'll be that girl who mucked up the numbers (don't know their names yet!)

I actually have another good cringe at the 'treat'. It's the second most teeth grinding element of the show after the amateur pitches.

I wonder if they know who they are pitching to. Cuz if you're pitching Lakeland, you do something kitchen based.

bean at least you can run to hosp fast and not slip on wet floor - as your floor is dry cos a piece of plastic shit has protected it

PM will bring Barbie and either the purple eyed one or Kimberleh in

The girls SUCK

Drubbings like this are unheard of for the start of the series.

The team leader who over ruled the focus group and bollocksed up the pitch.

Yes, Cilla Black wouldn't want to eat her fish and chips in front of that lot.

I forget/missed who it was but whoever abandoned the tap cozy and went for the splash thingy is going home.

Is it early series catfight in the boardroom time?

Did yer man just put THREE DESSERT SPOONS of sugar in someone's tea?
The Caff of Shame will be bust.

"OVUH"