APPRENTICE Thread - 28th March 2012

[BusinessTrills]

Are you ready for some Business Twattery?

Do you know their names yet?

Will purple eyeshadow woman have a different colour this week?

Will tiger woman claw her way to the top?

Will I ever remember anything interesting about any of the men?

Let's find out!

I have an enamel bin with a plastic inner on my counter. It goes out to the composter once a day so it's clean.
You calling me a skank, Chipping ?

Hullo.

Sorry I'm late.

I'm obviously not 110% commited to this.

Wonder if Siralun has a splash back on his executive bog

I cannot fathom out the girls' product.

£17.99 for the splish splash ......eh i dont think so!!

Right their ideas where rubbish - what would we make?

Why does he pretend he doesn't know what happened?

My husband is in love with the PM from last week. Who looks nothing like me.

ARF at purple eye woman's face

I have a piece of newspaper that I keep my food waste on. I then put that in the compost bin.

Chaos, write 1,000 times 'I need a USP'.

hits chaos on head with the dildo-bin

He's lying!

Vegetarian dwarves, how we larfed.

And yes it's small Surralun. Shall I explain the compressing part again?

OK. First you start with something big...

Chaos has a UPS instead

Sue - you can't start using names already - I'll never keep up

Aw. The sub team are all...submissive

i'm going to add big purple eye shadow underneath my excessively long sharpied eyebrows.

A fuckin shower curtain on a bath - well most peopel with a bath/shower combones have one anyway - works anyway. And if you want to draw get bath crayons

Oooh Karen bitchy

I can and WILL, Chipping. Do keep up.

Amazon will buy any old shit.