**THE PERFECT PENIS** CHANNEL 4 11PM

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gona be v. interesting or absolutely gross or praps a bit of both

might have to stay up to watch it , ill or not lol

OH MY F*CKING GOD!

did you see THAT?

barf, barf, barf, barf

oh, oh, oh, oh

what was it like - dh wouldnt even let me finish asking him if i could watch it!

That would need it's own seat on an airplane!!

mtpw - you had to see it! [my stomach hasn't settled yet - oh my!)

put it like this - his balls and d*ck filled both his cupped hand and then some [green bilious look]

bubble!

balls 24" circumference apparently - I think he was gay so the ladies need not worry!

so he had a big one? why is that sick making - would make me have big grin!

lockets - is he jealous?

mtpw - you don't understand ....

no i dont - someone is going to have to go into details cos if it is that he had a HUGE penis - well, cannot go into details but. well. erm. too shy to go further just say cant see problem.

No it wasn't big as in Ron Jeremy big it was fat and repulsive and just hanging like a tumour. It really wasn't nice.

oh lockets sorry x posts, so not a willy at all? what did it look like? any c4 pics or links at all?

well we all know it is lockets you have a real [deep voice) man there - go and make him a cuppa quick!

how the heck does he walk?

well it certainly doesn't fire blanks!

anyone know if it is going to be repeated on e4 or anything?

I would imagine more4?

I would imagine it's like 1000% worse than having pregnancy piles

must be like having a football on your lap constantly - be handy for any stray cats on yer fence though

when you say not a proper penis?

is it natural or the result of surgery?
how big is it? - compare to fruit or vegetable
what is its general shape?
does it look like a penis. if not, what does it more closely resemble?
can he ahem use it?
how does he feel about it?

if it is repeated can you make my dh let me watch it?