**THE PERFECT PENIS** CHANNEL 4 11PM

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gona be v. interesting or absolutely gross or praps a bit of both

result of surgery
big round balls - never were balls so aptly named except it looked like just one ball
the penis was like a huge fat sausage lay on top of the ball - didn't really resemble a penis (well vaguely I suppose)
no he can't use it

self mutilation I call it
tell dh I said you have to watch it

last Q i promise.

is he happy with it?

it was the size of a very large watermelon, and his balls were bigger. it was gross! it looked diseased or like he had elephantitis. he couldn't have sex or oral sex or pee without having to crouch over the loo..he couldn't even sit on the loo because it would be in the water. it was horrendous! i really thought he was psychiatrically disturbed.

gross wasnt it!i had to turn away when they showed the op, cant believe i sat up watching it, glad it wasnt just me watching. wot a handicap to have that shoved in your trousers and the fact that he said if he saw a horny bloke he'd like to "fuck his arse off" ughh, and he cant even do it, wots the point init. he must get paid loads for advertising

Oh I missed it! I thought it was on next week! Have you seen tonights? ..... Here

WEDNESDAY 01 FEBRUARY

Documentary

The Perfect Penis

12:30am - 1:30am

S4C

VIDEO Plus+: 13882178
Subtitled

A look at how the quest for a better, larger penis has driven some men to extraordinary and dangerous lengths. Featured are Russian surgeons who chopped off a man's penis and re-grew it on his arm, a man whose penis has real pulling power, and a man for whom too big is just not big enough.

TUESDAY 31 JANUARY

Documentary

Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis

11:05pm - 12:05am

Channel 4

VIDEO Plus+: 532967
Subtitled

Film-maker Vicky Hamburger goes in search of John Wayne Bobbitt, the former marine who became notorious after his wife sliced off his penis with a kitchen knife and discarded it in a field. The high-profile trial turned him into an unlikely celebrity, and he went on to a brief porn career and a spell in jail, but where is he 12 years after the fateful incident?

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WEDNESDAY 01 FEBRUARY

Documentary

The World's Biggest Penis

11:10pm - 12:10am

Channel 4

VIDEO Plus+: 425623
Subtitled

Documentary in which well endowed men, including the man claiming to have the World's biggest penis, talk about the bittersweet side to nature's gift and lift the veil on a taboo subject to show the reality of what it's like to have what all men dream of.

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