So, who's joining in on the ArfFest that is the MNasterchef chat thread this year?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Yay Yay and thrice yay.

Tuesday 9pm.

«shakes woodwork»

Do they serve Smurf at Gilgamesh? Oh no, that's Gargamel.

wash your feckin haaaands

Don;t listen to her - it's a shaped potato cooked in stock and butter.

What was on her hands? (or is it something too disgusting to mention)

Ahahahah 'barfed on the plate' So true

Horrible chef

This chef is knob jockey

Looks like someone's barfed on a plate......

I'd like some ketchup with that please

Are you tweedles watching on Sky and therefore 2.37 seconds in front of me?

The Living room is a pub innit?

MrKurri has his own bodger thanks very much

hahahahaha. No. I know this because I also have a coffee in there after dumping dropping DD3 at nursery school.

No, it is not a euphemism Kurri! He actually started out with the roads around where I live.

drip drip drip - I can see John's sitting room from mine.

Crikey Chaos have you got the food horn tonight or some'at?

2nd chef is a sexist twat, grr

ooOoo I like those bowl/plate things

C'mon Aki....get it together!!

The Living Room is ok, bit like school dinners though imo. Gilgamesh is one of my fave places.

epic twat

Rock do you have a broken leg in plaster and a pair of binoculars by any chance?

Twat

Great minds Pinot

Yus, I think I may have the chef horn too PET.

And RSATOBy, is that the sitting room where he underesses?

[hopeful]

She is not coping and yes he is a bully.

moron pillock twat