So, who's joining in on the ArfFest that is the MNasterchef chat thread this year?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Yay Yay and thrice yay.

Tuesday 9pm.

«shakes woodwork»

It's to make it all petnamey myfriend. You gunna make an issue?

Yes drip feed us pur-lease.

hooray!

is grizzling steak man out?

chaos You need to know about Mr Hankey the Christmas poo

Has Greg got balder?

Its going to get tougher!

Yay

Give us the goss please!!

am trying to reconstruct what is happening by matching what you lot are saying with the pictures...it's quite bizarre!

Ugh that looks vomtastic

Well. I used to buy all my fruit and veg from Greg when he first started out selling on these 'ere streets of Sarf London.

I can tell you where Johnny Boy has his morning coffee Monday - Friday.

There is more, but you requested the drip drip drip.

Bli-i-i-imey sex in a girl's blouse and I don't normally go for slightly builts.

I think my hormiones may be raging.

stand back

goss is...food is their life and cooking does not get tougher :)

What is a "fondant" potato??

Ooh that restaurant food all looks divine

Love Gilgamesh. Tis the dog's wotnots.

Your customers matey....not guests!

is 'buy all my fruit and veg' a euphemism Rock?

have they never been in a car before ...the way they all look through the windows

[grr]

larndaners

RockStock - are you a stalker or summat?

beef bogoggy?

wips - its potato formed into a little cake and iced

fondant potato is slowly cooked in a LOT of butter and is very tasty.

That 2nd chef sounds like a bully...

'About to get thier first taste'