So, who's joining in on the ArfFest that is the MNasterchef chat thread this year?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Yay Yay and thrice yay.

Tuesday 9pm.

«shakes woodwork»

pastry girl out?

Ta peeps. Will dose her up now. She's currently a sobbing little pile at the end of the sofa

Bloody kids.

Yeah, I'd go with ibuprofen. If it gets painful a hot water bottle helps.

Hope older lady stays.

Yes.

And Sai?

Sai...gone.

why do they walk everywhere?

Wrap a hot water bottle in a towel and let her lay her ear against it Rock - sometimes helps.

How can they possibly look surprised that they are going to a professional kitchen? Have they never watched this before?

No, John, I've got so much more to give- I know I've got it in me. I want to do this for a living: it's been my dream my whole life, please, I'll get better, PLEASE....

It's a fucking scollop. How many times?

Junifen done. I've sort of been expecting it as she's been resplendent with rivers of snot for a few days.

Thank you again, sorry for slipping off topic..

.....Kieran.....

MINE

Phwoar, like the Globe Head Chef, yum yum!

Now that's a handsome young man.

mine! mine!

Hot water bottles are on my bloody list of things to buy since we moved back! She has a Peppa Pig handwarmer thingy wotsit - that will do won't it.

Tacky shiny menus in that Indian place.

...yes, chef....

Gosh and good golly.

He is superb.

RSATOBy, do you know him?

I want that pork dish NOW.

and the chicken

Form an orderly queue ladies.

Will fight you for him!

I bet Kieran is bossy in the sack.

I don't, but it's not far away. Perhaps I may have to dine there....