So, who's joining in on the ArfFest that is the MNasterchef chat thread this year?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Yay Yay and thrice yay.

Tuesday 9pm.

«shakes woodwork»

ah the tattoo'd geezer should get through - they seem to like a stereotypical bloke that shock horror can cook as well...

hello; subtitles on :) dd2 snuffling and snorting in between customary bouts of yelling

thai streetfood perchance ?

Hay-lo Lee.

Yes, there was one last yr too.

One Tattooed Geezer.
One Maverick
One Street Food Hippy
One Earnest Headmistress

There's a few sob stories coming out now.

What is it with the pansies in all the audition dishes??

I'm 52 and I have got my slippers on.

Chaos, you deffo have your masterchef goggles on

is "lancashire mum" a job then [hmm}

She is stupendously beautiful!

I hope I look that good at 52.

Bucket no longer required, thank you! I woke this morning feeling much better, with a craving for smoked mackerel paté and hummus. So went and got the required stuff and whizzed up a storm in my magimix. Very bloody good they were too, even if I say so myself!

Now got a poorly DD3, I think with a slight ear infection.....

change my life...

39!! He's had a hard life!

argghhghhghghghghhghgh - if you want to cook for a living get a job in catering ... and breathe...

Duffy.

I alopogise, I shall endeavour to rein in the base urges.

i thought that too munch - was quite flattering myself

The Ladt yesterday looked bloody amazing for 50 too, i bet all those celebs who pay a fortune for surgery would kill to be as youthful looking as her.

Ah, here's the Professional looking for a career change.

There must be a very young, inexperienced one coming up...

Andrew looks like Chris Addison

Chaos - I am the one who's 52, she's 54 - did you mean I was stupendously beautiful? ,

Mmmm, smokered mackerel pate. Delish. Horseradish?

Glad your better RSATOBy.

Maverick is first...

FoCK.

you're

That's two moists and only 14 minutes in.

Evening ladies, may I join you? I have wine and crisps made from various dubious root vegetables.