X-FACTOR! 19th November- It's Movie week! And Louis has no acts left!

[Raahh]

So we will be spared the likes of Sami doing Celine Dion.

Craig has been seen kissing Danyl from the other year. Remember him- we liked him, he turned into a stroppy petulant child, became crap, and Dannii outed him on live tv (not her finest moment).

Amelia/Verucca Salt has been crying because she doesn't like her song. I don't like her at all- very high maintenance, methinks.

Place your bets on Marcus doing something from the Blues Brothers- as he has settled on a 'theme' for his performances.

Misha will prob do something from that film Jennifer Hudson did, the name of which escapes me.

That sounds rude

Or Stripping the Willow?
I bloody love that dance.

There's me...

Threading the needle I meant. Although Klitty on Harry Hill sounds a bit rude as well

Ooh- we used to do 'Stripping the willow'- I loved country dancing at school!

I know

I just wonder why . Why they need to leave us this way?

Stroy of my life, Sue.

Erm...because X Factor is shite this year?

Story. And I haven;t touched a drop.

ooo Stayceee ad. Prawn ring a gogogo

X Factor is a bit irrelevant though by now!

Sue

sadly, as Christmas party season creeps in, they will all leave...

except me, cos i have no friends

I don't care about x factor as much as I care about this Fred!

I'm here. !!
Did anyone watch the US X Factor where Astro behaved like an arrogant little shit and then cried and all my mum feelings towards teenage boys bravado melted...

No rockin nivver say so.
It's not as if I only watch it for you lot and the ads. Not at all.

And we're off (nearly)! Can you contain yourselves?

Raah - you are the Source of All Knowledge.

Micky Bubble has chubbed up for winter

Son has just realised it's time to put on the X Factor suit.

Mickey Bubble looks like death in a bap. He's puffed and croaky.

I was perilously close to having a RL social life tonight. Luckily it turned out it was last night - don't know how I would have coped.

None of you leave. Promise. We're a quiche. We have a pastry base.

Sue. Betcha

We call him Michael Booblady, like off the Simpsons movie.

But he's living up to his name, it seems.

Oh MmeLindor, does that mean you your DH won't be on the thread tonight?
I'll miss your DH you.

DD's not so well, so I have to eat the whole takeaway to myself.
I've put on the elasticated waist jamas in preparation.
Elegance

It's a bit sad that really, I only care about the thread too

The actual programme is a mere distraction