X-FACTOR- Fright Night- THE RESULTS THREAD- the return of CLAGNUT <shudder>

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So, a nice wee thread for the results, with endless bitching about Claggy.

We will be nice to Piggy (if we must)

So, who is going to go?

I want it to be Cocky, but Sophie was dreadful.
Janet was rap, and looked pissed off.

I think Klitty may actaully avoid the sing off!!

I want a group number this week- The Monster Mash, would be nice.

And I have run out of and have promised i won't have a drink til next weekend.

I'm not sure why I bothered with the "IYKWIM" there- I wasn't very cryptic

And don't get me started on the vibrato in her shakey tones.

(perhaps she has dried cum on her vocal chords)

I know... gross, I'll stop.

Posie, I hate to say it cos I agree with the sentiment when it comes to Skanky.
But why is 'ugly charmless twat' OK and 'piggy' not?

Or were you joking in your earlier post and I've got the wrong end of the knob altogether?

Wow, you lot can talk!!!!
Settling down ready for it now.
getting the wine out to numb the pain.

Yes. We all knew what you meant.

I can multi task. I just have to watch my back saycool

Is anyone else watching you got mail? Where has Meg Ryan been hiding recently?

Well because he's a dick, acts like a dick. That girl comes across well. And he thinks he's gorgeous, I'm under no illusion that the Mix girl thinks she's gorgeous.

If you tout yourself as if you're handsome/beautiful and act accordingly you are fair game to be told you're not.

Thems the double standards I live by, Goddammit.

Oh Broom I love that film

I expect Bof has some sort of gossip as to why Meg Ryan hasn't been around.

Witches. Under a surgeon's scalpel.

nope witches, ive traded my DP watching the cube for me watching XF. but now you mention it, where IS meg ryan?!

Fairy Nuff. Goddammit

The 987 post sleb gossip thread (where it was alleged that Florence (of the machine) had a three-way with Lemmy from Motorhead and some other warty bloke) is one of my faves, spent hours reading that and chortling.

I can't wait for Cher Lloyd and her hideously pockmarked screen to grace my screen again so I can hate anew.

I am starting to love Kitty. I blame it on all the drugs I have taken over the last 6 weeks. I hope she bloody well wins.

Janet is a prannet. I can't bear her. DP thinks she is ace (but he can't be trusted because he has all the Cranberry's albums for fuck sake so obviously likes the leprechaun trilling).

Right peeps, I'm off with my classy utterances to watch said crap.

Meg Ryan has been eaten by wolefs. Trufax.

Hideously pockmarked face

It's a very nice easy film too watch, and I live films like that. Feel like watching when Harry met Sally.

Noooo to 'You've got Mail'- you HAVE to watch the original ' the Shop around the corner' with Jimmy Stewart. Meg Ryan has spent the past few years having increasingly bad plastic surgery, and being rude on chat shows, i think.

Bloody hell this has got gooing early today! Was out watching actual talent last night - 'Noah and the Whale' gig - so missed the thread. I've caught up with the programme and am all ready for tonight.

fuck. hve started trimming my own hair and it is a bob.
and I am not a hairdresser

Hahaha at the cranberries

Yes. Same market exactly

I loved Meg Ryan back in the day. She was so cute and charming.

Then she shagged the Incredible Hulk in a Jane Campion film with a fringe and it was all downhill from there.

Posies - I think you're right