X-FACTOR- Fright Night- THE RESULTS THREAD- the return of CLAGNUT <shudder>

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So, a nice wee thread for the results, with endless bitching about Claggy.

We will be nice to Piggy (if we must)

So, who is going to go?

I want it to be Cocky, but Sophie was dreadful.
Janet was rap, and looked pissed off.

I think Klitty may actaully avoid the sing off!!

I want a group number this week- The Monster Mash, would be nice.

And I have run out of and have promised i won't have a drink til next weekend.

Shitsingers come as a Christmas M&S advert. Black lacy undercrackers circa 1998.

Oh I hate all the screeching note sliding - it's worsethan finger nails on the blackboard!

why is she yelping? has she lost the ability to speak, poor lamb?

she looks different. Has she had something 'done'?

Is it just me or does she sound like she needs to have a poo?

Nicole Scherwatsit can bend her body like nobody's business. Her singing is a bit on the flat side, however...

Not vulnerable in that sense-vulnerable in terms of thier family history, and risk of offending and poor achievement at school.

Did Alex say "okay dot com"?

Kept her humility, hasn't she?

This song reminds me of Cher's Believe.

Shit is 32 I think? She is very pretty

Has she had an eye lift?

I take that back, actually. She has covered her vagina this week.

How old would you guess, GetOrf?

Argh, I'm miles behind!!!

can anyone else hear two of her singing at once? Or is it my telly?

Not really on to have a pop at vulnerable children IMO.

What the fuck?

What the actual fuck?

What the actual, total, utter fuck?

is Nicole singing 'miaow'?

nyar?? wtf does that mean. enunciate, woman!!

don't mind nicole.

her outfit is a bit Sarah Brightman

She is like a more down to earth Catherine zeta jones .

I thought Nicole was a lot younger than that......mid 20's? But I may be thinking of someone else