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Downton Abbey Part THREE: Shoehorns and Spanish Fly

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:27

Soooooooooooooo I still reckon Cora to kick the bucket, shuffle of this mortal coil, sing with the choir eternal etc etc

I bet Jane is handy with a shorehorn for Lord 6, he's been out of action for a while so may need some help.

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:28

Arse Fuck Wank Bollocks just noticed the typo in the title, maybe Olivia (aka O'Brien can fix it with the her button box)

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ThePsychicSatsuma · 27/10/2011 20:31
ThePsychicSatsuma · 27/10/2011 20:31

oops...my mouse needs more tomato in its crack... Shock

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:32

By using the power of poisitve thinking and good ol' fashioned war time grit we will jolly well get that 'n' back by Jove

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ThePsychicSatsuma · 27/10/2011 20:32

anyhoo this is actually thread 3

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:33

Right off to send Pickles with an urgent telegram to MNHQ

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:35

Back to the uncle, I reckon he will burst in at the last minute just as MNary stands up to object...

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LeBOOOf · 27/10/2011 20:35

You know what Oliviamumsnet will say to fixing the title though..."Can't it wait, Carson?" Wink

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:36

Sorry Mi'lady but this matter is RATHER urgent...

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ThePsychicSatsuma · 27/10/2011 20:36

Pickles! Get on It

ThePsychicSatsuma · 27/10/2011 20:37

good lord. shambles.

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:37

Pickles has been dispatched, he adjusted his cap and everything

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josephinebonaparte · 27/10/2011 20:37

Poo, got beaten to it AGAIN

pchick · 27/10/2011 20:38

Is lord g going to have an affair with the new maid?

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:39

He will try (the dirty old bugger) and then Cora will die and he will be overcome with grief and maybe shortly follow her and then we find out that Jane is pregnant....... oh 9 months of uncertainity to see if the baby is a boy....

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:41

I think Pickles may have a flat tyre, can you all use the new fangled device in the hall and call MNHQ to help get the title changed, extra points for witty rhyme with 3.

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shotinfoot · 27/10/2011 20:44

would it count though? Wouldn't he have to be married to Jane for it count as a legitimate heir.

Otherwise any old backstairs chivvy could turn up and claim the whole lot.

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:47

A possible secret marriage after Cora snuffs it? Ok probably not... but then again JF likes his twists.

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Animation · 27/10/2011 20:47

Oh I hope Cora doesn't die - that would be too easy. She's not had her opportunity to be ravished yet.

diddl · 27/10/2011 20:49

I think Matthew & Lavinia will marry & she will die not long after having a son.

How old is Lord G supposed to be?

Surely he´s got a few years left?

Won´t he make it to series 3?

Will this series

ThePsychicSatsuma · 27/10/2011 20:49

downton abbey part 3 : who will marry slutty turk-killer Mary?

ThePsychicSatsuma · 27/10/2011 20:51

downton abbey part 3 : will jane or Cora next bang lord G

ThePsychicSatsuma · 27/10/2011 20:53

downton abbey part 3 : War is over, the house is free

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:54

TPS I bow down to your greatness

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NL3 · 27/10/2011 20:57

Cora's buying it, with maybe Lavinia and Richard to follow!!!!