Downton Abbey Part THREE: Shoehorns and Spanish Fly

[NorfolkNChance]

Soooooooooooooo I still reckon Cora to kick the bucket, shuffle of this mortal coil, sing with the choir eternal etc etc

I bet Jane is handy with a shorehorn for Lord 6, he's been out of action for a while so may need some help.

I've just seen Lavinia on a Compare the Meerkat advert. Quite clearly in no way good enough for Matthew (although maybe he'd like the air hostess uniform)

Ohhh hello Martha that was fun, we did rile them with our profane language!

I should imagine the shoe horn could help to splint the bruised gonads.

I'm really sorry but I'm feeling very juvenile tonight. So I'm revising my willie art.

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well norfolk they were a bunch of sensitive little flowers werent they?

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Big fat cock

nooooooo it didnt work! bollocks (quite literally) wonder if i should get the post deleted at the posters request...

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lady mary will be thrilled at all these cocks. wonder if she actually saw the turkish one. He was certainly a delight.

I won't be able to watch DA without thinking of Lord 6, Spanish Fly, mice with tomato sauce being shoehorned into their bottom and wondering what little Matthew might get up to next. Such a shame really as I used to so enjoy watching it .

at the wonderful art work. Top class!!

thanks to this thread i am going to be soooo disappointed if Matthew doesnt announce at the dinner table that he has just had the most monstrous boner and cant wait to share it with everyone, cue him standing up Chippendale style and slapping it on the table.

its just not going to happen is it?

Oh if only Martha, with the same sound you get if you hold a 30cm ruler right on the end of a table and thwack it.

Sort of a boooooiiiiinnnnngggggggg

there would be some swoonage

"I've just seen Lavinia on a Compare the Meerkat advert. Quite clearly in no way good enough for Matthew (although maybe he'd like the air hostess uniform)"

It´s not her, is it?

Noooooo I think we did that advert to death on thread 2 ....watched it frame by frame didn't we???

VERY like Lavinia but not her, slightly taller gel & fuller of face.

It so is her

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=zoe+boyle&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&gbv=2&biw=965&bih=531&tbm=isch&tbnid=dR4PCtN81-V_jM:&imgrefurl=primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/zoe-boyle-says-viewers-will-hate-her-downton-abbey-character/&docid=y46ouE0sNNMbyM&imgurl=primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/zoe-boyle-226x300.jpg&w=226&h=300&ei=sC2rTvn6EImZ8gPMzaCbCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=449&vpy=144&dur=14&hovh=161&hovw=121&tx=89&ty=129&sig=114921290467797918399&page=2&tbnh=148&tbnw=100&start=10&ndsp=9&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:10" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">compared to this!

No, that isn't Lavinia.
Looking forward to tomorrow night too. I don't think he needs to get his knob out, the nurses will be able to attest to it working due to jizz staining the sheets.
If his old chap hasn't been functioning properly, he will have missed having one off the wrist. He will have been making up for lost time. Although, people with spinal injuries can ejaculate without stimulation. Spontaneous bollock emptying.

So in theory an Edwardian turkey baster arrangement could mean that without tinglings he could have an heir.

Mrs P could keep it in her cold room.

It is definitely is her.

I thought people were only joking about it being the same person!

I missed the first round of specualtion about Lavinia being a meercat hostess, but, having looked at the clip posted, I would bet my christmas present that it isn't her.

nooooo look at the clip Josephine + freeze it at the full face shoy. Could be her.. granted but isn't & it's not on her CV.

full face shot

Yes look at this picture where she's fatter in the face Meerkat girl