The X FACTOR Week 3 / Gary Barlow Appreciation Thread

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Well, it's a couple of days early but I'm THAT excited. I missed it last week but I'm back on the bandwagon this week.

Oh and Gary makes my heart melt :)

Thoughts on Gary please. As filthy as you like.

Hmmm.... Gary or Dermot in a mudwrestling competition.....

Next time I won't hold back Pinot . I really do hate him for some reason.

Kermie Dermie is a little short for me. But he does do something wonderful to certain shirts.

2 hours to go.... Just sayin', like

Hello- just popping in to join the Barry love fest.

Must admit, only 3rd week in, I'm bored with the auditions- when's Boot Camp?

That's because we've only actually seen 8 auditions Raah . Most strung-out programme ever.

I love Boot Camp but I like it better on American Idol -they have proper fights in the group section.

Yes we're looking forward to the live shows which seem AGES away....

I wasn't really into take that young and certainly didn't see anything in Gary!! I now find myself in the grip of a totally adolescent crush. Haven't felt like this since a young George Clooney appeared on ER - sigh.

Just getting comfy and ready for gb [swoon]

isnt there 2 shows next weekend? saturday and sunday i think, they may be boot camp? or a rushed double helping of auditions which given itvs history, wouldnt surprise me

Ooh, Sjupes, that sounds exciting. 2 days of our Gazza!

i know and boot camp would be a lot more exciting than these auditions, why are they only showing about 4-6 ppl an episode when thousands auditioned? i dont care about ppls back storys or who they are with i want to slag their hear their singing

2 whole hours of gary would render me helpless

Evenin' all...

Can I just thank Sue for the Bazza-porn upthread?

Bloody lovely, that.

Fancying Bazza is fast becoming my smalltalk conversation standby. I have not met a woman in the last month who isn't entirely smacked of gob by his new shag-worthiness.
I have to think up some (godawful) ice-breakers for work next week - AIBU to think 'rate TT in order of shagworthiness, comparing and contrasting late 90s results with present day foxiness' would work?

I think that sounds lovely.

Or you could make masks and do Bazza roleplays, in a variety of situations.

Obviously if you work with women, they might have to be Bazzerlezzer roleplays, but that might work. Would break the ice, deffo.

Ice would be well and truly broken.

You offering, tawdry?

Might be [wunk]

Oh no, we're both being Barry!

Sexual confusion - two ladies being Barry.

What would go where?

Yeah, cos that's never happened before in the TT dressing room

Anyway, I wasn't being Bazza . I just haven't waxed.

at lesbian barrys what you'se like

The are strung out, aren't they Sue? I'm sure in the old days there were more auditions per programme ? I think they only used to do a bit of the song, and acapella too, none of this auto tuned, back track 10 minutes of rubbish malarky.

off to sort out my dinner, and fish the vodka out of the freezer....

Am proper giggling at 'lesbian barrys'.

This is my favourite bit of the week.

< realises got boring and technical amid the lesbian/Barry love-in>