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The X FACTOR Week 3 / Gary Barlow Appreciation Thread

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 01/09/2011 19:59

Well, it's a couple of days early but I'm THAT excited. I missed it last week but I'm back on the bandwagon this week.

Oh and Gary makes my heart melt :)

Thoughts on Gary please. As filthy as you like.

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 03/09/2011 20:45

Oh Fellatio that feels so good!

Wait, hang on........ Grin

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FellatioNelson · 03/09/2011 20:45

No, Sue, you are wrong about Matt the Hat. I'd struggle to choose between him and Bazza.

Raahh · 03/09/2011 20:45

Arf at stubble on inner thighs.

It's why i like my dh's beard (tickles my fancy)Grin

BreakOutTheKaraoke · 03/09/2011 20:45

I actually had a dream about him the other night, I'm getting that caught up in Barry loving. I can't say what happened, as it may offend sensitive ears, but WOW. We were electric!

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 03/09/2011 20:46

Tawdry that made me let out the hugest guffaw, and I had to pretend to be very tickled by the Chedd advert. You dirty wolef! You'll fit right in Grin

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SuePurblybilt · 03/09/2011 20:47

No, I just want to go at Matt with a bar of soap. Also - simpery. He is false and simpery.

I would very much be worried at Bazza lingering down there as I fear in the excitement, I would likely wee on him Blush.

sjuperwolef · 03/09/2011 20:47

dp is allowed 4 days growth for stubble i love day 3 Grin thats when its at its best < daydreams about dp > back to the barry loving ahem!

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 03/09/2011 20:48

Do you think Gary would treat sex like an XF audition?

'No, your tuning was all wrong, you didn't hit the right notes. Please try again'

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BreakOutTheKaraoke · 03/09/2011 20:48

Sue Grin

sjuperwolef · 03/09/2011 20:49

ooooh i could hit all the right notes just ask the neighbours Blush yummy bazza ..

FellatioNelson · 03/09/2011 20:49

Oh-oh. Loser Alert.

tak1ngchances · 03/09/2011 20:49

Clearly we're going into the "not so good" section now

LeBOF · 03/09/2011 20:49

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=young+gary+barlow&um=1&hl=en&safe=active&client=safari&sa=N&tbo=d&tbm=isch&tbnid=wEszIN6E9ffZGM:&imgrefurl=garybarlow.forumotion.co.uk/t243-gary-barlow-pictured-at-a-talent-contest-in-1989&docid=UiOIzc9Nm22PzM&w=468&h=725&ei=d4RiTr-KCsKx8QPai9GACg&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=690" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Let's just remind ourselves how far he's come...

SuePurblybilt · 03/09/2011 20:49

Oh, I loved this man. He had invested so much in being shite

Raahh · 03/09/2011 20:49

it's a returnee- he was terrible

Hassled · 03/09/2011 20:49

I remember this guy. He was shocking. Yay!

BreakOutTheKaraoke · 03/09/2011 20:49

Oh, I hope so. I would be willing to keep on trying til its just right or about to fall off from overuse.

RealityVonCrapp · 03/09/2011 20:49

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LoveBeingIgnoredByMardyBra · 03/09/2011 20:49

No go home!

LadyBeagleEyes · 03/09/2011 20:49

Oh him from last year is back.

FellatioNelson · 03/09/2011 20:50

Kelly's lippy really clashes with her top.

Raahh · 03/09/2011 20:50

Can he be worse than Bowie man?

sjuperwolef · 03/09/2011 20:50

uck this pretentious twat again .. he's had a 'rebirth' dontcha know Hmm

2cats2many · 03/09/2011 20:50

Another no-hoper.

caesar04 · 03/09/2011 20:50

Still same shit voice presumably.