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cheekeymonkey · 26/08/2011 16:09

Is it me or is there something a bit unsettling about Ramona?

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thenightsky · 09/11/2011 11:58

Simon is an Aussie.

I'd love to know what he does for a living too.

MrsHeffley · 09/11/2011 12:07

Just googled(don't it's not a pretty sight).He was in the hotel business now social media(whatever that is).

JinxAndFluff · 09/11/2011 12:12

Simon "social media" Van Kempen - an expert in that well known specialism "mean tweeting". How to make a 'career' from bitching, scheming and backbiting. And how not to dress at public events?

Is that what you put on your CV?

valiumredhead · 09/11/2011 12:57

He used to manage hotels.

Eggrules · 09/11/2011 13:53

Just looking at his tweets
cbs

valiumredhead · 09/11/2011 13:59

Alex looks much better with her hair over to one side

Eggrules · 09/11/2011 14:09

Hmmm no evidence of mean tweeting - who knows?

I can understand why they kept Ramona and possibly Sonja (bankruptcy) but not LuAnn.

Even the plumber mentioned the lack of glove = yak.

valiumredhead · 09/11/2011 14:12

LuAnn is the best - she had to stay!

JinxAndFluff · 09/11/2011 16:23

Didn't Sonja seem relatively unsurprised by a blackberry down her loo? I mean, if I found a £200+ electronic gadget down my bog I'd be wondering whose it was, getting in touch with them, whether it was planted (surely not given the way that nice clean bog roll seemed to be wrapped round it...) etc etc. Loved the way the plumber said he'd just flush it 'for nothing...'. Nothing like a jobsworth.....

valiumredhead · 09/11/2011 17:30

Sonja's party wtf?! Shock

scarletfingernail · 09/11/2011 18:47

Sonja's party performance Confused wtf was that?

I don't understand much about bankruptcy, but I find it pretty amazing she still manages to have a stylist and throw parties.

magentastardust · 09/11/2011 20:47

I think Sonja is struggling with keeping the pretence of the lifestyle- as someone said she was caught having left tags on get clothes , she feels the need to let everyone know she has staff constantly (who actually turn out to be her friends children from overseas) and has anyone noticed her portable tv in the kitchen from the 80's -no doubt it's supposed to be vintage chic !!
Must be hard going when she is surrounded by such a materialistic lifestyle !

Eggrules · 09/11/2011 21:48

watched it; loved it. Looking forward to tomorrow's episode in which the blondes will not appear in LuAnn's video he he

Italiangreyhound · 09/11/2011 23:32

JinxAndFluff you can watch old episodes on line: www.itv.com/itvplayer/video/?Filter=285843

Don't know how good or how dodgy the site is, should be OK. I did watch Bethenny getting married on another site and it went a bit dodgy on my computer so just warning you!

cheekeymonkey so sorry about the funeral.

Felt very sorry for Alex when she met Kelly and Kelly just went for her a bit. Kelly does seem to find everything 'weird'!

Felt quite sad when they were talking about mean people on the Internet and 'haters', don't think I hate any of them! I am actually warming to all of them!

I loved the silver party, it was really fab. I wish I got to go to parties like that.

Today's episode with the whole Jill and Simon thing, Alex looked really gleaful that Simon was going to speak to Jill at the party! I am not sure why they all really want to hash and re-hash the past!

cheekeymonkey · 10/11/2011 11:40

Thank you ladies, all went as well as could.
Looking forward to sitting down and escaping with yesterdays episode..

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megcleary · 10/11/2011 13:30

Just had a marathon catch, how crap is Cindy with her child!!!
Kelly remains a bit mad and will be interesting when Luann bores of her.
Simon does scare me.
and am starting to like Jill

thenightsky · 10/11/2011 17:08

What exactly is 'turtle-time'? Confused

Eggrules · 10/11/2011 18:12

Urban dictionary defines turtle time as 'To have an enjoyable time while drinking Pinot Grigio, often in a desperate attempt to cling to your lost youth or to promote your own line of Pinot Grigio' GrinWineGrin WineGrin Wineor 'The time when the party begins and a week long blackout starts'.

I thought it was the name of a club from Series 3 Poison Island where Ramona, Bethenny and Alex went for a bop.

thenightsky · 10/11/2011 18:14

And is Ramona going to be pregnant? And how? Did her daughter not say she was 53 on yesterday's episode?

MrsHeffley · 10/11/2011 18:38

Ramona's smuggery re raising her dd,you know that phrase "pride comes before a fall"Grin.

Would sooooo love to see Avery going through a Goth stage before marrying a red neck,producing 6 Gothlets and ending up in a trailer park,Romana's eyes would self combust.

One does have to wonder how did Avery turn out so well???Loved the way LuAnne raised this question in a way only she can.

I want Lu Anne's cheek bones btw.

MrsHeffley · 10/11/2011 18:39

Ramona, Sonja and Avery remind me of Ab Fab.

KeepInMindItsAlmostChristmas · 10/11/2011 18:46

Anyone else get the feeling Mario wants to "do" Sonja???

SkinnyGirlBethany · 10/11/2011 19:50

Ooow, the countess and ramona- I actually gasped Grin
Ramona won't be preg really- will she?

Think Cindy would be the boss from hell "she doesn't eat" at her assistant
Think Jill got a bit pissed off at the video shoot but she did well this episode!
Alex dancing Blush yet aggree with what she said

cheekeymonkey · 10/11/2011 20:55

Was that doctor giving Jill a labotomy? He was pushing big syringes into her head and she didn't even flinch!
Oh my, Ramona and LuAnn were like Godzilla and King Kong, and I think Godzilla won!
What is with sewnya's deperate attempts to push those 2 little fried eggs into a cleavage? Is she deliberately trying to get Marrrio to look at her chest?

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thenightsky · 10/11/2011 21:36

Yes! What was that hat and syringe thing with Jill's head?? Shock

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