Housewives of New York

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Is it me or is there something a bit unsettling about Ramona?

Hope you clean that table before you serve up your George Formby culinary delight?
I haven't seen anything about LuAnn going after Marrrio. Think I may have missed a couple of episodes recently.

Dear God Cindy is a worthless mother.

Can't even manage to have a meal with ONE of her DDs

My 13 yo DD is now claiming I "made her" addicted to it at the weekend by back to back episodes of the Morrocean debacle. She keeps sitting in on my 'guilty pleasure' whinging "WHY are they SOOO bitchy to each other??" (Me - errrr, have you ever reread your facebook posts Dahling??) and asks me to explain the storyline.

Me - the point is there is NO storyline, none, that's the absolutely joyeous pointlessness of it all. After all, who knew a toaster oven (which, anyway is what exactly?) could be any more sexy than my Breville Sandwich maker (regularly left uncleaned) or my electrical Egg Boiler? I too might have hidden potential depths in the back of my kitchen cupboards. Forget the undies drawer...

jinx an egg boiler? You should be on the reals mums of mumsnet.

Haha dont you just hate it when you unblock the toilet (only when the housekeeper isn't there of course) and find a blackberry blocking it!!

Is there anything mad Kelly does not find creepy?

Has no-one mentioned yet the way "Sohn-yah" had all those price tags still on her clothes? So she could see how much money she saved on them? My arse! So she could take them back to the shop, more like!

Loved Ramona having a panic attack about the late delivery of the alcohol at her daughter's party. Not that I'm saying she has a drinking problem or anything, like ........

ELECTRIC egg boiler? at Jinx's gadgetry. The nearest thing to a toaster oven in the UK is a small oven usually found in bedsits or student accommodation. Old fashioned for those of us with combination microwave/oven/grills.

Thanks Valium I look forward to seeing that later.

I think the LuAnn after Mario was off screen like Jill's comment about his adultery being common knowledge in 'her circle'.

Kelly doesn't find gummy bears and beer creepy.

OMG!!! Are you all telling me you don't have an electric egg boiler?? Ahhh, no this is because you all have an egg BOY a la Sonya, yes? Egg boiler much cheaper and more effective than a Boy, plus leaves valuable time to watch RHoNY and still feed kiddies a neverending diet of boiled eggs. Protein only for me gets me into those dresses from Barneys and Macys....or so I imagine... Oh, and electric egg boilers come from John Lewis for £20.

Simon is turning into a cyber bully and I think his load bearing nose is starting to buckly under the weight of his forehead. There is a visible dent in it! He will end up with just a forehead resting on a chin!
[muscle relaxant tablets for whip lash working well]

WHAT was Simon wearing to that party! He looked like an extra from Star Wars.

Agree re his face - he really is very unfortunate looking.

Ha (again) cheeky . Simon is turning into a klingon ; he always does kling on to Alex (see what I did there?)

Jinx of course I have an actual person in my employ to boil eggs. They will scramble, coddle and poach. I wasn't raised by wolves you know.

URGH even LuAnn is saying creepy. I find it odd that Simon is a cyber bully. I think other people are expressing an opinion. I don't read tweets so what do I know? He is odd for sure.

smarty @ 'unfortunate looking'
egg hee hee, you crazy lady!

really want a sequin dress now
Darrrllliinngs I have no egg boiler as I am a trained chef ya know!
Ive just had a dinner party with close lady friends and noone was told to 'own it'

How much pinot was consumed? Three bottles each should the hair pulling and owning it.

Night all mwah

I am amazed a how often Sonja managed to talk about her 'help' or lack of it. If I had people coming over and a film crew I would NOT be cleaning the loo when they arrived! I am amazied I just asterisked Sonja's name like she is a person on the thread! Has anyone else had a toilet blocked by a blackberry!?

I was just liking Alex and now I am thinking she is not very sensible and I am definitly not liking Simon.

AND yes, Sonja and the toaster oven cook book! Maybe she is being sponosred by 'toaster ovens are us!' Still Toaster oven cook book - maybe no weirder than then the microwave cookbook but can't imagine the cover would have a photo of a glamourous lady on it!

Cindy- What a great mum. I'm damn sure sure when my twin DD (10) were babies I managed to take them out for a meal without ringing my staff!!

What about that long lingering meaningful look between Alex and Simon before his last fag - just weird. That couple are seriously "creepy" how can she possibly fancy him?

Am deff getting an egg boiler then I will be a proper mum.

Did anyone else notice there appeared to be limescale under the rim of Sonja's blocked loo? I mean, no wonder she needs help.... I'd be on the edge of a breakdown and getting the Feng Shui woman in in that situation. Tho' strangely the FS woman didn't deal with the loo at all. And who leaves their bed like that?? No wonder we never see her daughter, mind would have done a runner in that situation, no matter how much pocket money I bribed her with.

I am having a virgin box crisis. It has changed the status of every single unwatched recorded programme going back to June to say that I don't receive the channel - including ITV2!!! Yet everything was recorded perfectly well before yesterday. So I only had yesterday's to watch and have lost the previous 3 RHoNY episodes, including the underwear one on Fri...I hate technology, esp bad technology.

I am taking my mother to the ballet today so will miss today's episode, will have to catch up tomorrow.

I have a funeral today:(

I love this show! Has anyone noticed the earrings that Ramona sometimes wears that have big diamond encrusted 69s on them

Poor cheekey - hope it goes ok.

for you Jinx

Keep - how civilised; enjoy

Simon is weird and I was glad that he seemed out of the picture. Not sure why the Jill avengers need to get involved. Simon and her practised tennis together in order to get Ramona and Mario back in the match. It seemed like they had a relationship independent of Alex.

What fecking year is it that men and women can't talk to each other? Kelly's is an emotional baby and these are her ishooes. My BF and DH can disagree without a third party. They can own it

Not a good week for me,had to dash out this morning to the doctors in the middle(did toy with giving up my desperately needed antibiotics but dragged my sorry arse out mid show).Think I deserve a medal as the mean tweets thing was kicking off.

So I've missed the Sweet Sixteen party show too.ITV need to get this show on at a better time for us non Sky Plus people.

Am starting to think Simon might be a bit of a bully to Alex,she's too passive with him.If my dp was mean tweeting my friends I'd be a tad concerned,she seems scared off him and sucks up to him like she does with Ramona.Is Simon British or Oz,anybody know what he does for a living.I find him creepy,no way would I be meeting him for lunch on my own

Egg your comment re Gummy Bears and Kelly made me laugh.

Oh cheeky I'm sorry

Jealous of a trip to the ballet!