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cheekeymonkey · 26/08/2011 16:09

Is it me or is there something a bit unsettling about Ramona?

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cheekeymonkey · 04/11/2011 20:39

Trampolining class Sonja huh?

You're up for another trip then countess?

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thenightsky · 04/11/2011 21:01

ooooh i love these ladies.

Can we have a MN trip to Morocco with hired big villa etc? I promise to bitch like a new yorker Grin

Eggrules · 04/11/2011 21:40

Did not to see undies tbh.

LuAnn was horrible (as per)

Roll on Monday

southeastastra · 04/11/2011 21:46

luann's boyfriend looks alot like a young barry manilow

countessbabycham · 04/11/2011 21:48

Oh yes I'm up for it! Do you reckon if we let the ladies know we're their biggest fans and suggest a spin off (The Real Housewives of Mumsnet) we can get it all expenses paid???It's just that I can't afford to go to the work Xmas do,let alone Mor - bloody -occo.....!

smartyparts · 04/11/2011 22:03

Have just watched today's.

I then made dh watch the completely cringey, nauseating and about-as-sexy-as-my-big-toe scenes between Alex and Simon. Dh shrieked when he got her to dress in that Miss Havisham negligee! He really is repugnant, she can't possibly fancy him??

And, Ramona trying to be sexy with Mario. It was so phoney and strained.

I am slightly worried that this show is affecting me. I found myself telling my 13 year old to 'own it' when telling him off yesterday!

countessbabycham · 04/11/2011 22:10

smarty I am jealous.DH has just come in and settled down in front of my the front room TV to watch his crap stuff that he normally watches on the kitchen TV.

I also have House Doctor and Good Old Gok to catch up on and he'll watch some utter bull like Top Gear...

I'm not a happy bunny.

crazynanna · 04/11/2011 22:17

Just going back to Morocco....Ramona in that Kimono thing jumping up and down screeching "I'm a bird...I'm a bird!"....come on guys...her lift does not go to the top floor Wink

TheCountess · 04/11/2011 22:35

I think Sonja had quite a bitter divorce battle and had to put her house up for sale
realestalker.blogspot.com/2010/04/sonja-morgans-townhouse-on-then-off.html

smartyparts · 04/11/2011 22:41

I think LuAnn is ghastly and snide, always hiding her nastiness with a smile, but dammit, I'm starting to love the way she dresses.

She looked perfect and entirely appropriate in every Morocco scene, whereas the others looked, largely, wrong.

Countessbabycham, my poor dh is a reluctant addict too!

AlwaysbeOpralFruitstome · 04/11/2011 22:43

smartpants - If you start speaking...with, like...a million...dramatic pauses and you judge everything that anybody says to you by how, like... toh-dally authentic...they may or may not be and you lose the ability to close your mouth in between words, then you need to switch the tv off and seek help!

I'm slightly tohdally obsessed by this show although I had to cover my eyes tonight during the 'steamy' scenes with Ramona and Alex. If they do something similar will Jill and Baaahby then I'll be forced to switch off (boak).

smartyparts · 04/11/2011 22:54

Eek! Don't want to think about that! I hope we get to see some more of Jillzarin's mum in this series.

I am intrigued that Jill has never mentioned her daughter's father? (I think) or alluded to the fact she's an alcoholic (recovered) when we are party to so much intimate detail about their lives.

I am obviously thinking it's my right to know! Blush

cheekeymonkey · 05/11/2011 05:51

The Real Housewives of Mumsnet would be a fabulous spin off babycham!
We could each take a ridiculous headline from AIBU everyday to make the show really 'out there'.
smarty she really does dress beautifully, if only I could stretch myself about a foot then I could emulate......
Never thought I would say this but Kelly is really starting to make me laugh, Oh god, I hope insanity is not contagious Blush

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SkinnyGirlBethany · 05/11/2011 07:40

Totally aggree about Kelly- I think the editing didn't help her much last season.

I'm up for real housewives of mumsnet! Though think I wouldn't get sponsored by designers- more likely sponsored by George!

Eggrules · 05/11/2011 08:41

Sweet 16 parties next week for Ramona and LuAnn (no point pretending they are for their girls). Held on the same day tee hee x

SkinnyGirlBethany · 05/11/2011 08:45

My slogan would be "i don't need to ask, I know when I am being unreasonable- and I own it! "

valiumredhead · 05/11/2011 10:15

Ooooooo the Bethanny show was great last night! I really hope they show the wedding series too.

Eggrules · 05/11/2011 10:59

Skinny I love your tag line, My would be 'I love arguing, I do'

Valium: As reported 02NOV - BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED starts on E! Sun 13th November 2011 at 7:30pm. I loved THS. Bethenny is a real life runaway bride. Glad she is happy now.

monkeywench · 05/11/2011 15:48

Instead of "I have a fabulous life and I love living it" mine would be "I have a fat arse and I don't care who knows it."

Is Jill really a recovered alcoholic?

Loved the Bethenny show last night, me and DH were fascinated to see which of her parents gave her the 50p face - the gift that keeps on giving. I do really like her, but I hope she doesn't saturate the market as was hinted at last night.

SkinnyGirlBethany · 05/11/2011 16:28

Where is everyone in the uk- I'm Cheshire which could be our version of the hamptons? Lol!

ihatethecold · 05/11/2011 16:46

How is alex not punching luann??
That woman is so far up her own arse!!

vjg13 · 05/11/2011 17:20

Have just recently rediscovered this on ITV2 thanks to this thread and am loving it. That scene with Alex trying on the underwear was so creepy! Grin

countessbabycham · 05/11/2011 20:09

I had to watch the Simon and Alex bit from behind my hands.He made me shudder to the core. I am traumatised.

cheekeymonkey · 05/11/2011 20:38

Grin at skinny. I'm in Stourbridge, that would definately be 'downtown' my motto would be "I'm living the dream, 1 Steak at a time".

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Eggrules · 05/11/2011 21:04

I love it Cheeky Grin

Countess I was Envy

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