Der der der der der der der der, der der der der derrrrrrr:The Apprentice is back!

[PistyNoMates]

Just seen an interview with the big cheese S'Rallan, although Lord Sugar technically. I Love the Apprentice

Can't wait. Although it's still sad not to have Margaret

SWEATY!!!!!

Oh they'll be no stopping Melody's smuggerology now.
[fume]

Oooooo beg pasta rocks!! Not.

Ah well, we get to see Melody's smug boat race another time, more exposure to build up the hatred

Loving Melody's face when Surrallun criticises. Like she's getting the faintest whiff of an eggy fart.

They got lucky with their criminal fruit pots!

DH just said 'not much profit between all of them for a full day's work'!

[puts on best cockernee accent] he's goin daahhn!

Will learn to type one day

tradition continues MM

Who's the semaphore talking ejeet going to take back with him??

Oooh a nice bit of arse licking going on there!

Right, so I think the blond girl - the one who's not Northener Ellie - is going to be the dark/quiet horse - we see nothing of her in 1st few weeks due to careful editing then... TA DAAAA

Oh, I need to hurt her a little bit.

Edna's lips are going to have a segment of their on on You've Been Fired I predict!

Who the fuck does Melody think she is.

Where is the house this year?

bye bye Edward!

Yes I spotted the arselicking too.

Not much profit when there is kitchen hire and the little van and health and safety certificates and 8 of them working whole day, you're v right Bumpers

nooooooooooooo another week of edna

So that blonde northern one has almost her entire head up Melodeee's bottom.

Isn't semaphore flag waving? Or is Surralun making a fabulously complex gag?

I always wonder why all these people who have their own businesses/are entrepreneurs actually want to become corporate employees?

Did anyone see the American one where they had to sleep in tents if they didn't win. (Some twit had said 'if we don't win I'll live outside till we do' - he was taken at face value!! It was certainly an incentive to win the tasks. One team was out there for weeks. It included eating/showering etc)

Edward is going to get the axe. That's my prediction.