Der der der der der der der der, der der der der derrrrrrr:The Apprentice is back!

[PistyNoMates]

Just seen an interview with the big cheese S'Rallan, although Lord Sugar technically. I Love the Apprentice

Can't wait. Although it's still sad not to have Margaret

Vincent is swarmy. I would be gagging.

Ciao, I'm Vincent. Howyou doing laydeez?

Margaret would have fettled him

"Vincent thinks he's a ladies' man". Right, gotcha.
LOVING the hand on the hip too.

Not seen torchwood but know who you mean from Ab Fab.

Christ I want to flush Vince's head down the loo

Look at David Ginola's gelatinous sales technique! I feel soiled.

Can't spell vegetable?!?!

Have I gone mental? Can't spell vegetable?

Watery Pasta

How much botox has Karren Brady had?

I have no problem with people who can't sell... but fuck, why get her to do the blackboard??

Vegetable pasta looks like a Sally Army kitchen handout. Not knocking that of course but you wouldn't pay for it.

Oh. Melody. How. You. Do. Enunciate.

Don;t like Edna or melody.
I do like the Northern blonde one.

Euston? What an odd choice of pitch.

SPELL not sell, clearly not being able to sell is pretty bad on The Apprentice.

Karren looks SOOOOO disgusted by Smarmy McSmarmypants

Micky pearce

Where did they get bread?!

'Who wants to try our tomato soup?' I'd expect that to be FREE.

Man buying soup: It's cold
Knob: Would you like a hot one?

Well yes.

Chippy You're going to be away for 8 weeks?! Hope you have access to MN during that time?

I like Tom.